I have tried to grow carrots, among other crops, and I'll tell you hwat, carrots are just... gah.

"Store bought is fine" -a wise sage

Man buns are the Dude Wipes of feminine-aligned hairstyles.
Okay NOW I'll stop!

True, they are all assless UNTIL they are worn. Then asses are in them, making them assful chaps. Verily, for assless chaps to show their true worth, they must become the opposite of what they are, and in this way I realize I just put too much thought into a random quip so I'm gonna run out of lett-

okay so when you look at the Yakuza/Dragon/Judgment games as street-level superhero fare, the perspective kinda changes, and I'm here for it.

Crimson Desert (Steam) is $59.49 on Fanatical buff.ly/qk3Dh49 #ad

out next week

Kinda peeved about it; before meant that doctors would never even think to offer a mask, and businesses would judge you or even kick you out for wearing one (mostly). It's the most obvious solution! But no. Why?

Because no, that's why.

Oh well. Pandora's box is open, and I'm never stopping.

I still mask, and I have not been sick or even under the weather since 2020. Seasonal allergies do not exist for me anymore. I'm over 40, and I never knew spring could be NICE before the pandemic.

"just take claritin, just take benadryl!" but never "just prevent instead of treat"!

What ever you do, don't die in Beyond Citadel.

Just... don't.

Hey now, if Disney could make EA stop screwing around with making the public associate Star Wars with child gambling (lootbox controversy), P&G could make CVS pause on the lockups a bit; just get enough social media influencers to hint that CVS are locking up competing medicines on purpose?

are these feral tacos.

Thank you for reminding me that I forgot to grate cheese over my goulash. It's not too late...

One of the best beat-em-ups I've played in a minute; treat yourself this nugget right now!

You put that egg back right now you hear?

"I am the storm that is appro- wait are those seeds?"

🐦yes vergil

"May I have some?"

🐦no vergil

"...I'm gonna take some 🍃💨"

🐦NO VERGIL *monch!*

But that's how you get crustaceans...

Now charge your partner 15; no, *16* dollars for this appetizer! (don't forget the service charge (not a tip), plating fee, credit card fee, voluntary donation to save the seals (you're not a monster are you), carb tax, DoorDash for some reason and also ice for the drink they'll need because bread.

This is the most fever of dreams...

Friday at last…

His opponent understood the assignment, and, in a way, so did the scrub...

If you're a white leftist who wants to be an organizer, the #1 way I know coalitions will fail is if you're snide to Black people online. Calling marginalized folks cowardly and stupid for trying to keep themselves safe while protesting? You don't have what it takes.

No shame, only survival. Endure The Dog.

'but i have lactose in-'

Sir that is a future you problem, present you must ENDURE. DAT. DOG.

Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Last time I even think to comment on this, but, just...

He was done in by the right wing...
...for the 4Chan memes.

That is his legacy. Forever. Wow.

(no need to comment on this, just wanted to put insanity to words)

...
So...
As a famous philosopher once said;
"If I speak, I am in big trouble.
"In big trouble.
"And I don't want to be in big trouble."

I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.

But we do need your time. ⏰

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Not to mention; so many 'wiki magic' stories inevitably have moments when the protag or the antag have 'vibe-based magical powerups' of SOME kind which make the story dynamic, but to satisfy the number crunchers, they explain it away with the System(tm) after the fact.

Gurren Lagaan would never 😤

You know, I don't really post all that much, but I DO read a lot, and I love the vibe and the people here. So thank you all; this place is a breath of fresh air and awesome art!

Woolie and his newborn daughter.

World, meet Punchgirl. Punchgirl, world.

She'll check in again in a decade or two.