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Posts by Derek Johnson

if you see this, post something orange from your gallery

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My uncle: I see you eyeing the vinyl. Pick something
Me: [grabs Joni Mitchell’s Blue]
My uncle: [reshelves Blue] Too sad. Everyone will leave the party.
Me: Not everyone. My new best friends will be left.

In the movie version of life, my uncle puts on Blue. Instead he put on something by Train 😂

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With Lucy Dacus playing two symphony shows this year, would it be too much to hope for a live album from them next year?

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I’m convinced Trump’s behind the leak exactly so he can use that excuse to fire him

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So, the same POV 😂

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Hope he didn’t get any tips from Jaylen Brown

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I have degrees in political science and in data science, and I hate how tightly and deeply intertwined all of my fears in both domains are right now.

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The outer shipping box for this Blondie boxset goes hard!

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Persuasion is the art of knowing where and when to deploy the Don’t-Make-Me-Beckham-Meme-You face.

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🎶 The neighbor wired in they had water comin' in /
And the goodnight mat was in peril /
And later that night when it’s lights went outta sight /
Came the Wreck of the Sodden Mattress 🎶

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Just put the finishing touches on my wishlist for Record Store Day tomorrow! 🎶 🎉

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Except for this totally rad Hartford Whalers winter cap

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@ratboysband.bsky.social are Chicago through and through. They enter stage with Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project as their walk up song.

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Raises hand 🙋‍♂️

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‘Varsity’ is a shortening of ‘university.’

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I just found that part of the replies 😂

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I find the lack of debate over apatosaurus versus brontosaurus refreshing

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You can get copper anywhere. You can’t get the Boundary Waters anywhere else. So tell me what’s more precious? I really despise the people running the government right now.

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One could argue that Casey Kasem’s Long Distance Dedications during his weekly top 40 countdown came to define an entire generation’s language for constructing mixtapes

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“It looks like a Minions crime scene.”

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I want Gray Ducks merch at their tour stop this summer.

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*pedal steel

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Please tell me a cover of this song is why you are learning lap steel

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It’s scary how quickly you learn just how much of the fountain soda experience is straw-dependent, all because doordash forgot one simple thing.

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Watching some linear programming and I’m stuck by how bad all of these AI-generated TV ads look

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The Republicans are mad at Trump because he finally admitted what their healthcare plan for America is

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Just think of all of the countries you can invade now!

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I love this so much

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Found myself missing my mom today, so I started looking through the vinyl she passed down to me. Lots of memories in this set of albums. I’m listening to Simon & Garfunkel right now.

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Center back with a strikers turn and finish.

Also, Cherki is feeling it now.

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