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Posts by Derek Johnson
My uncle: I see you eyeing the vinyl. Pick something
Me: [grabs Joni Mitchell’s Blue]
My uncle: [reshelves Blue] Too sad. Everyone will leave the party.
Me: Not everyone. My new best friends will be left.
In the movie version of life, my uncle puts on Blue. Instead he put on something by Train 😂
With Lucy Dacus playing two symphony shows this year, would it be too much to hope for a live album from them next year?
I’m convinced Trump’s behind the leak exactly so he can use that excuse to fire him
So, the same POV 😂
Hope he didn’t get any tips from Jaylen Brown
I have degrees in political science and in data science, and I hate how tightly and deeply intertwined all of my fears in both domains are right now.
The outer shipping box for this Blondie boxset goes hard!
Persuasion is the art of knowing where and when to deploy the Don’t-Make-Me-Beckham-Meme-You face.
🎶 The neighbor wired in they had water comin' in /
And the goodnight mat was in peril /
And later that night when it’s lights went outta sight /
Came the Wreck of the Sodden Mattress 🎶
Just put the finishing touches on my wishlist for Record Store Day tomorrow! 🎶 🎉
Except for this totally rad Hartford Whalers winter cap
@ratboysband.bsky.social are Chicago through and through. They enter stage with Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project as their walk up song.
Raises hand 🙋♂️
‘Varsity’ is a shortening of ‘university.’
I just found that part of the replies 😂
I find the lack of debate over apatosaurus versus brontosaurus refreshing
You can get copper anywhere. You can’t get the Boundary Waters anywhere else. So tell me what’s more precious? I really despise the people running the government right now.
One could argue that Casey Kasem’s Long Distance Dedications during his weekly top 40 countdown came to define an entire generation’s language for constructing mixtapes
“It looks like a Minions crime scene.”
I want Gray Ducks merch at their tour stop this summer.
*pedal steel
Please tell me a cover of this song is why you are learning lap steel
It’s scary how quickly you learn just how much of the fountain soda experience is straw-dependent, all because doordash forgot one simple thing.
Watching some linear programming and I’m stuck by how bad all of these AI-generated TV ads look
The Republicans are mad at Trump because he finally admitted what their healthcare plan for America is
Just think of all of the countries you can invade now!
I love this so much
Found myself missing my mom today, so I started looking through the vinyl she passed down to me. Lots of memories in this set of albums. I’m listening to Simon & Garfunkel right now.
Center back with a strikers turn and finish.
Also, Cherki is feeling it now.