Fiasco am having IDEAS
That counts as writing!
Posts by Fiasco the cat
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top level of a carpet cat tree, looking cool and smart
Wat if Fiasco had... new fancy author photo...
No Fiasco am named for being a disaster, but just a little one!
Words mean things!
me, fiasco, a large fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, looking as grump as possible. only my head is visible. my chin is resting on my owner's new blackout blinds (blue with a gold pattern).
Fiasco am not having a good day
So much FURNITURE MOVING
Big Friend even says I will have to move off DIS STUFF bc 'is on the bed and will need to move bed next'
Am being oppress
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying on the second level of a cat tree, next to a window. next to me (the space is NOT really large enough for two cats) is a fluffy black cat. we are both looking at the viewer.
Kitten came over to share Fiasco's spot
Big Friend says "Awwwwww" but does not seem to know what DIS LOOK means??? Thought humans were supposed to be the smart ones
(Dis look means "PLS REMOVE KITTEN")
U first
Well Fiasco will always be older so her will always be Horrible Babby, yes
Still not too late to give her back!!!
SO dedly
Killed a whole SARDINE earlier
As u know it is the wiry guys u gotta watch out for
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying in a contorted position in a box lined with a grey fleece blanket. for some reason, i am showing my deadly deadly fangs.
Fiasco have got... DEDLY FANGS
Now u have seen them, carry on ur business as normal
Intruders! Crimanals! Probably SEREAL KILLERS
Dog is a COVER
Probably not even REAL DOG
Like who even makes dogs that small it have to be a robot dog
Fiasco am dying
EZACTLY
Fiasco am INSPIRE
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, looking literary and serious, lying down in the only possible empty space on a faux-wood desk covered with books and notebooks.
Fiasco am... essential part of riting process
Have to sit in WORK SPACE or Big Friend cannot POSSIBLY do work!
NOW time to give back kitten, right
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, sitting near a wireless computer mouse and looking extremely shady. behind me is a monitor. not visible (because it is underneath my butt) is a keyboard.
Fiasco have put butt on keyboarb AND have scentmarked new mouse, so dis is Fiasco's desk now and him is not moving :)
Fiasco am dying
Fiasco have got EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Was just trying to lick lick
Ehehehe Fiasco have done that
Also big hit: puttin toes in the bellybuton
Anyway, u can pick ur friends
U can pick ur nose
But u can't pick Big Friend's nose cause u will straight up get yelled at
YAY WOOOOOOOO
Fiasco was HELPING!
YES
BRING TO HOUSE
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, looking to the left. i am sitting in a ray of sunshine on a patterned blue and brown rug.
Hmmmm wat trouble will Fiasco get up to today
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a ticked-off expression and lightly airplaned ears, sitting in a fluffy white cat bed. behind me is a blue wall with colourful posters on it.
Horrible babby am down there somewhere
Fiasco knows it
Definitely SKEMING against me
Fiasco was here FIRST and hims am NOT MOVING despite KITTEN INVASION
Fiasco haves to sniff EVERYTHING that Big Friend is eating because it belong to Big Friend! That the rule!!
a ticked-off looking fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top shelf of a beige carpeted cat tree, his paws hanging over the edge. behind him is a wall with colourful posters.
Says he's never talking to me again because I was MEAN and UNREASONABLE*
*told him to get his head out of my oatmeal because who just goes around sticking their entire head into someone else's breakfast
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying in a fuzzy white bed bolted to the edge of a desk (not visible). i am looking to the left with baleful green eyes.
Okay fine
Dis perch is pretty good for watch squirrel outside
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, doing absolutely NOTHING while lying in a cardboard box lined with a dark grey blanket. two paws are hanging over the edge of the box.
It a hard knock life
For Fiasco
Fiasco am COMFY
Can't u just sleep on top of covers