ben folds is going to be IN ERIE but i have a competition😭😭😭

why is every artist on the planet on tour during marching band seasonnnnnnnn

he did not say that

curled up on the couch before work listening to my stomach make weird noises

PEOPLE MY AGE STOP GETTING PREGNANT I'M SCARED!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER MIND BITCH I FOUND TICKETS

lol what if i ran a half marathon in july

another ethel cain tour another pittsburgh show i can't go to because of marching band:/

rest in peace (again) to ethel cain's tumblr. i hate annoying people.

pregaming going to bed by taking a nap on the couch at 8 pm

simultaneously exhilarating and horrifying to take a dump at work

saw a woodcock tonight!

something about this website just saps my ability to Post like i could on twitter but i refuse to go back. sad.

been a bit obsessed with hyraxes lately

i think i might be becoming a woodwind person

villain arc (bullying people on facebook for using generative AI)

surprise observation from my principal right as i was having a "wait did we already do this" moment with a class🙃

running outside in the sun cures all ails

i love rabbit tattoos so much every time i see one i think "wow so cool i should get a rabbit tattoo" but i do in fact already have a rabbit tattoo

someone tell me i don't need the opossum warmies

Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.

"touch grass" there has been snow on the ground for two months straight

whenever i stumble across music educators advocating for using gen AI i see red

36 minute 5k on the treadmill! can't wait for it to stop being slushy and icy outside so i can (hopefully) crush that time on the road

you should be able to perform a citizen's arrest on someone for tailing you with their high beams on

i just want to be one of the little naked swimming ladies in the voynich manuscript

a black and white photo of a wolf with its mouth open and teeth showing . ALT: a black and white photo of a wolf with its mouth open and teeth showing .

hey government: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love seeing philly winning i love seeing kc losing i LOVE seeing drake get dragged

GO BIRDS!!!

i love the american woodcock