You're hired hahaha

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Who wants to pay for me to get my nails done monthly? 😆 I miss feeling extra with my claws.

I've been attracting a lot of water signs lately...idk how I feel about it. 🙃
(I'm a Libra sun, Sagittarius moon and rising)

As your number one fan, you're welcome 😌

I NEED MORE ADVENTURE TIME CONTENT #adventuretime #party4u #golbetty #fionaandcake #simonpetrikov #edit #golb #iceking #fyp #foryoupage #charliexcx TikTok video by Danny

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjU9CWgU/
😭🩵

Sims players be doing the most unhinged shit. 👀😂

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Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is comedy gold. I only wish there were more episodes 😩

I don't care how childish it is. I will always eat the whipped cream off the top of my drink first x3

After staying up all night Friday, getting 12 hours last night was bliss. 😌

If you think video games and cartoons are something you should grow out of, we can't be friends. 👻

Omg I did not realize how insane my thought process sounded until I said it outloud to someone. 😬
I gotta keep more things to myself 😂

I just wanna go to a club that plays beats like #lilsisnora, and there's pretty lights and glitter everywhere.

I don't care how this makes me sound, but sober first dates are the worst. I want a buffer. 😬

FACTS

My first Legendary will always be my very favorite ✨️

Whenever it gets stormy, I get an urge to go to the theaters.
Something about hearing the storm coming down while watching something new in the dark.

They just don't slide into the ol DMs like they used to....

Really tired of scalpers ruining everything from concert tickets to Pokémon cards. It's getting out of hand.

I'm so homesick. I wish I could take off enough time to drive home. I really don't wanna fly right now.

I accidentally spent my Saturday morning off deep cleaning. I always start with one project and then find things along the way. 🤦‍♀️

I can tell I need to get groceries when dinner is hot dogs wrapped in a tortilla with cheese and tomatoes 😂

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It's that time of the work week when even just bumping into something makes me stop in my tracks, and an internal rage bursts to life. 😤😂

I don't think people have a good enough fear of stranger danger on dating apps. How have 3 matches suggested being at one of our homes for the first date. The possibility of getting laid is worth that big of a risk?! BONKERS.
Public spaces or nothing for me.

I hate when I crave too many things at once... I can't have them ALL for dinner. 🤦‍♀️

How's your mental state?
*books new piercing appointment*

The people sending me likes on dating apps have me questioning if I think I'm way hotter than I actually am 🙃😂

Thank you!!!

Tiktok has me in a tornado video chokehold. Watched one, blinked, and it's been an hour of storm videos.

Mine just posted as a still image 😭

Quick apology to everyone standing near me while I shout sang every Amity Affliction song. It was an incredible show, even though all my videos now just have my tone deaf self in them 🤦‍♀️