Ok then why did I see a sign that said wear a mask if you’re experiencing SYMPTOMS OF THE MEASLES for the first time ever in my life today

Has anyone told Iran that this is a Pope Leo Stan website

Thanks to NBA expansion recently being approved, I know that in an established league the expansion fees are split evenly to every owner to compensate for the loss in revenue sharing/tv money from adding more teams.

So then you have to ask how much money people are making that they need this much

What if I tell you Golden State paid 50 for the W, Portland paid 125, and Cleveland/detroit/philly paid 250

lol lol lol

Sorry $205* million.

$250 Million is the fee they paid for the W lol

Imagine they let Ohio in for $250 million and then they’re like “also we play in the winter now” lmfao

that’s cool for Deni, also love that focus.

now let’s talk about those stadium shirts. I don’t know what they mean, but I see a large graphic and THREE additional colors (other than white). that’s an expensive shirt. I’m choosing to start the rumor that everyone is trolling broke boy with shirts

Jimmy Fallon is about to finally control Christian’s fate in this game

I love playoff pressers cause we got “I’m not a villain, I’m a husband with two kids” and “that shits ass, bruh” in the same night

what

He had to get traded cause he kept winning games 🤣🤣

Cj gonna be so mad when he gets the fine for muttering about making his fucking free throws on nbc

I know we’ve moved on to Nuggets vs Timberwolves called by Kevin from the office for some reason

But I’m still laughing at the end of that ATL v Knicks game ahahaha

I’m really proud of CJ for being the MSG Playoff Villain. That’s funny as fuck.

I only live in Portland 🤣🤣🤣 I was there 2 weeks ago to see Raye

This is such a fun game.

Switzerland vs Bosnia at Sofi, 300 level, section I was in for Cowboy Carter.

It’s about 7x Beyoncé Money

This comparison is based on living driving distance from Seattle lol the math here assumes I’m driving there and back the same day and no hotel 🤣

It would cost me more money to go to the US vs Australia match in Seattle than I paid to go to France for the 2019 World Cup.

And I mean including: flight, accommodation, train tickets, and tickets to France vs US in Paris, both semi finals and the final.

Can’t believe the thing you named “Unwell” isn’t going well

I almost got the pink one even though it’s too small but it wasn’t pink, it was red. 😑

a woman is standing in a kitchen talking to jesus . ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen talking to jesus .

Men. Women. All over the country. All ages. Absolutely every podcast I’ve listened to today has involved phlegm that y’all aren’t dealing with. 🤣

I’m putting the 27inch iMac back in the lineup

They have colored desktops but they are not see through which was part of the aesthetic. And the colors aren’t as fun.

I know it’s allergy season, but if you have a podcast imma need you to clear your throat. Stop pushing through.

I had no idea how much we were missing out on until these dudes started bitching about it.

They work better. They come in cute colors. And they ARE LIKE $15. 🤣

Remember when they started the whole TikTok is China and everyone was like “and we like it that way” and then joined an actual Chinese based app and Black people tried to learn mandarin as a bit and we all know that one Chinese country song?

I want a Chinese car so bad

Here is my hot take on #survivor50 — saving all of this chaotic multiple votes for post merge is making it feel like the game will never settle in and they should have just sent two tribes to TC more times in the pre merge.

The press release was like “fan favorite”

Wrong! Ex wife of a fan favorite and World Cup social media corespondent, Ashlyn Harris

Oh, sorry, this was pure speculation! However I was right the original time I speculated about Sophia Bush being involved in something 🤣🤣🤣

I mean; that’s pure speculation but literally why else would that be happening