I live 1 mile from the White House. The massive massing of federal troop and armor in my city makes me very, very nervous.

2025 Cancelled by Popular Demand “One day in, it’s clear that 2025 was a terrible idea.”

2025 Canceled by Popular Demand
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Every time a Republican uses the word "mandate" an angel dies.

And now it looks like the R majority is more beholden to an unelected, immigrant billionaire than to their own Speaker of the House.

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So can someone explain to me how stores now insist on starting Christmas before Halloween but are utterly incapable of having ornaments on the shelves 10 days before? I mean, I know, I'm kinda last-minuteish, but still . . . . Or am I just the frickin Grinch?

Elon Musk put $277 million into the election. He’s $200 billion richer this year The tech billionaire was the largest donor in the 2024 election cycle. The value of his companies, Tesla and SpaceX, has soared since Donald Trump’s victory.

I don't think this is what the Founders had in mind.

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90% of having a dog is following each other around, watching each other go to the toilet and wondering what's in each others mouth.

I'll maybe pay attention when Joe gives Hunter an Ambassadorship. Somewhere nice.

Has anyone gone to the Missing Person's Bureau about JD Vance? Oh. Wait. Never mind.

Much like watching your microwave dinner rotate through the window.

Um, if we were "stealing", a CA House seat would not have been the target. Ya think?

Ten Shows To Get To Know Me:

Survivor
The Amazing Race
The Wire
Battlestar Galactica (both versions)
Deadwood
The Traitors
Sense8
Queer as Folk (UK and US)
Big Brother UK
The Real World (OG - through s10 or so)

Every time I think she's hit rock bottom . . .

You can never have too much pasta.

Damn, I love Bluesky!

Hitting 65 in 18 months. I'm screwed, aren't I?

I blame Oprah.

I'm hoping his incompetence will help save us.

Anyone remember when MTV had . . . music?

Can't we pass a law prohibiting reality show hosts/contestants from holding public office?

Exactly - what we need going forward is simple explanations repeated constantly. Schoolhouse Rock for the new millenium.