"OH MY GOODNESS ME", etc.

Sandy Petersen is fuming right now, extremely certain that he invented the concept of a quickly moving chain used to slice wood and meat for a Rune Quest module in 1982 and graciously gave id the concept when the gang begged him for a second melee weapon

this in particular is a special kind of egregious

Formula Legends - Formula E - Official Championship DLC YouTube video by 3DClouds

I can't say I'm a massive Formula E fan, but consider me intrigued about this! youtu.be/fdNoPTQuo4E?...

Me, doing a slightly goofy thumbs up.

A large glass of orange juice.

Arancini and sea bass on the way lads and lasses.

Same, robot. Same

Had a chat with someone who played RE Requiem and they were also a bit down on the middle third.

Thought I was the only one tbh.

A double espresso, and a latte.

COFFEE!

BEEP BOOP, I WAS NOT TOLD, BEEP BOOP.

hmm.

Will Porter's results from the PC Zone drinking experiment. A big "ANOMALY" can be seen in the top right corner, on the basis that he was seemingly not very good at games, regardless of how sober/drunk he was. He was also disqualified for an early-evening chunder ("Was it tactical or not")

I feel a bit bad for young Will Porter here. Gets himself disqualified from the "games while drinking" experiment, then at one point is so pissed that he ends up whimpering the following:

"Stop feeding me beer, Porter's a good boy really."

GOT IT! Issue 133, October 2003.

Anyone remember which issue of PC Zone had the "DRUNK" supertest? I'm looking through the archives but I just cannot find it.

A background in engineering, policing, teaching and transport sounds like someone who has been pushed out of every career he's tried 🤔

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

A closeup of a STAR snooker table (apparently they use them for professional tournaments, I don't know).

Enjoyed playing on a decent table last night. If nothing else, when I miss at least I'm certain it's because I was just RUBBISH and not because of an old, poorly maintained table and/or an ageing second floor that's possibly sagging.

Homelander breathing profusely YouTube video by JayPer

"you've won a euromillions prize!"

It's £2.70.

youtu.be/JyT2Np5SNWA?...

Me, doing a slightly goofy thumbs up.

A pint of Madri.

Sirloin steak on the way lads and lasses.

Tourism worries after delay to new Harry Potter train season The operator of the Jacobite steam train has sought a safety exemption to use old-style carriages - but this needs to be reviewed.

This story keeps recurring as "mean govt wants to spoil kids' fun" but is actually "arsehole company refuses to meet legal safety standards and thinks it can bully its way into an exemption"

Not sure if this kind of behaviour just goes with the brand now

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A seagull tilts it's head back with *INHALES* written on the image. A second image of the seagull screaming with the words "TURN ALL THE AI BULLSHIT OFF AND THE SERVERS PROBABLY BE FINE, DICKHEADS"

Also a very good boy!

clearly itv are trying to give graham linehan a stroke.

i approve.

Wonderful, just...

*Chefs kiss*

Singing that "you're going to wemberley" is about making a final. Your wife isn't celebrating a semi, nor should you be.

maybe the time has come to just greenlight some new IPs ffs, it's a great story, people have also written other stories since 1954

Me, somehow looking faintly terrified at the thought of leaving the house on a Saturday.

This afternoon I will be found wandering around the Newcastle area.

Me, doing a slightly goofy thumbs up.

A glass of orange juice.

Penne Alfredo on the way lads and lasses.

Given his current attitude, I can't help but feel he only aided the yes vote in the 2017 abortion referendum because it would "stop the missus nagging me about it".

Apologies if I sound too flippant/reductive, but that's just the vibe I get from him.