I was suppose to be home 2 days ago…

My daughter had a phase where she would get pics of women celebs and make them bald, then give them a fierce beat.

This was like 3 years ago. I just asked her about it.

Her answer “Yes, I remember mother. I was bored and I could it, that’s why I did it”

Eh, better than scrolling TikTok

lol. He isn’t bold enough to say it to my face. Quite cowardly actually.

Me laughing at him and telling him to hurry and drop my things off before my date arrives probably hurt more.

I definitely judge men based off of how they speak about the women in their lives.

My ex just said some shit like this to me a couple weeks ago after we had been together for 4 years.

Too cute for a man who can’t touch his toes and is balding to talk to me like that.

I just cut a man off who thought he was gonna say something like this to me and I know I’m not ugly. I also know that he is very insecure about his own body and loves to project, the wife probably isn’t ugly, he’s likely insecure.

Yep. Typically something learned late elementary or middle school. I find this happens the most with things we would have learned in elementary level social studies

My response to that is, I learned that in ___ grade. Then they look at you crazy.

Uber driver speaks no English but he definitely told me Ohio people can’t drive. Lmfao

Hopped in the uber, saw my driver, and my first thought was “he looks like he listens to drake”

Then he proceeded to play Drake.

Migos in 2013:

There are men who are Drake fans and then there are men who are Drake Fans. The latter can be identified visually.

It’s too many men around me expressing joy

Momma step dad 2 stepsisters 2 aunties and my closest cousin and stepgrandma are all Aquarius. With my mom being Saturn dominant. Her whole chart is cap/aqua

No. Just raised by an army of them.

I don’t argue with people. Not worth my energy. I do love a good intellectual debate and to challenge men though and if I see you getting emotional I might giggle a little.

I don’t know. I ain’t sad no more.

All Geminis.
-signed a June Gemini with a may gemini daddy, grandpa, and grandmother.

This man said you can be sad or I can pick you up and give you some head and feed you.

Little does he know, I have the capacity to do all three.

Got to tour southerly recently. Very cool place. The people are just as cool as their social media pages.

Telling me how much you love me and how beautiful you think I am consistently now that we have broken up vs when we were together is wild.

What am I suppose to do with this?

Haribo lovers are the equivalent of “well done steak” eaters….. IDC IDC IDC

ALBANESE ARE THE ELITE GUMMY BEARS!!

What do you mean the wind is making it 20 degrees colder

“If she looks materialistic, why would you go over there with no materials? “ ☝🏽 🤷🏽‍♀️

This man gone say I should start a podcast to help men..... Do I look like I want to help men?

Omg. I made a bacon and gorgonzola carbonara... It's soooo good

Black cosplayers... Help . My 10 year old wants to cosplay Freddy fazzbear for her 11th b'day in September.

Been craving chocolate for weeks just for every piece of chocolate put in front of me to seem repulsive.

The whole time, what I really wanted was tiramisu. 🤣

I will never understand how Mariah isn't hailed as one of the greatest writers and I guess it's because she mainly does it for herself (or misogyny) but "Breakdown" is a master class.

I want to see someone talk about "Everything Fades Away."

Baby girl don't text me back soon she gon stay feeling needy because I ain't coming out.