Heard some news. Hope you’re ok. ❤️❤️

This is just so incredibly dumb lol

It’ll always be wolfram to me 🥹

Evergreen.

Do not travel to the US for any reason.

It's not safe.

And make their tourist dollars go to zero.

I have been seeing far too many Teslas around Edmonton lately. What a bunch of dicks.

My 3 year old just tried sushi so that’s cool

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THE MODERN DAY DEMOCRATS ARE LITERALLY THE STANDARD REPUBLICAN PARTY IN MOST COUNTRIES.

Insisting we need a “Republican Party” is just reinforcing how fucking right wing America is

I’ve been on bluesky since 2023 and only today followed my husband back lol

If you go back and read the country’s original user manual it lists factors that help you identify monarchical malware and suggests solutions.

Pronouncing Bongino like it rhymes with “vagina” is a hobby yes?

Between the Canada geese and the blood-curdling shriek of my slightly inconvenienced three year old, who even needs a military?

That’s my motto for sure!

My kid went bowling today and had the time of her life dancing to yacht rock and sneaking candy from her aunt. Not sure whether she’ll remember the bowling part but it was a good day. ❤️

It has homemade Italian sausage, turkey stock, white beans, red onion, garlic, green cabbage, fennel, fresh spinach, fresh sage and thyme, orzo, and a few secret spices. Delicious actually!

I’m calling it Italian Funeral soup because it’s using up a bunch of stuff before it expires lol

Seersucker.

It just looks like a mound of meat but it was so good lol

It’s 10:15 on the Saturday of a long weekend and my husband and I are doing synchronized facial sheet masks in our jammies so yeah I guess you could say we’ve still got it

4-hour braised lamb shank & rainbow carrot ragù over creamy polenta with fresh burrata, broccolini, & fennel fronds
#cookingwithJo

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Oh I did already. She knows a little bit secondhand from her birth mother but they aren’t really close (she was adopted). Seems like a lovely person though.

The spelling error is giving me hives

My aunt left a letter for her son saying she was adopted when she passed. He went looking for her birth family and popped a DNA match with a first cousin. He did the math and figured it had to be my dad’s kid. DNA confirmed a half sibling with me. 🙃

Dad passed 2yrs ago so I’ll never know details.

Jesus. That’s messed up. I’m sorry.

Can we please get group DMs

Whoa. How did you find that out?

Are they @dirklancer.bsky.social cookies

Hey funny story, I have a secret half sister 🫠