when i turn 30 will you guys still think im awesome

- a well paying career
- a girl that loves me
- a car that runs beautifully
- gender surgeries in the near future (like two weeks)
- maybe even moving to Vegas next year

I don’t got much to complain about anymore. It feels like “the bad era” is officially over

Right on time for WW3 too, awesome.

52 days until my surgery appointment I am so fucking excited

Wait, don’t send me to die in Iran! I make mediocre jokes about dubstep on the internet!!

but hey, at least we won’t get drafted

Trying very hard not to think about the worst possible outcome

So much for bodily autonomy

What even happens next like genuinely what happens next?

Resident Evil 9 is the most thrilling video game experience I’ve had in such a long time, maybe even in over a decade.

Probably never going to play this game again, that last achievement was the most difficult survival horror experience I’ve ever had

Why the fuck didn’t I die in that car accident

I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater.

I’d be the perfect survival horror protagonist

That was actually fucking awesome I gotta go to more shows that aren’t riddim

Being brave tonight and going to a non-riddim show

I need a 0% vape because I really gotta quit nicotine

Made a letterboxd account today

I think the US has only had like one or two years of no war the entire time I’ve been alive

Ballerina was really cool but you can tell John Wick only appears because the producers didn’t have faith in a spin-off surviving without Keanu Reeves in it despite the world being recognizable enough without him.

Also, the third act of the movie is the best Resident Evil 4 adaptation ever

Just a whisper

Finally found a green jacket so I can LARP as James Sunderland or perhaps The Riddler (2022)

It’s a shame that the only twitter tweets I make that get attention are the selfies where I look hot and not my fucking hilarious bits

Ohhhh okay so this country is, like, *fucked* fucked 😦

Despite my constant sad posts, I’m actually doing very well!

Sobriety looks good on me(:

Turns out quitting nicotine is easy

I am more powerful than god

84 hours without nicotine

48 hours, next person who cuts me off at the grocery store is getting their head eaten

Within me is the fury of a praying mantis.

Thanks google photos for constantly reminding me I used to be fat and drunk all the time 👍