Well that covers the ‘I know someone in the Epstein files’ 3 pints of Guiness in chat

420 day is also Hitler’s birthday

Makes you smoke doesn’t it?

Which was your favourite Star Wars figure when you were a kid?

Mine was...

dolphins have 53 chromosomes, peas have 58 and wolfs have 58.

dolphins have 53 chromosomes, peas have 58 and wolfs have 58.

the most Reddit administration in history

9/11 I think was worse.
Hard to know for sure

new free money scam unlocked

Thick people

That’s the answer.

Pick any question you want. The answer is always

THICK PEOPLE

Michael Jordan is afraid of mice

Michael Jordan is afraid of mice

Kočičí Sen (The Cat's Dream) - SHQ YouTube video by An Introduction To Eastern Europe, European Funk & Grooves

Anyone need an Eastern European jazz banger with faux cat noises on it?

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No? Weird

INWARD GRASSHOPPER

TRUTH WITH CRUST
A VEHICLE OF TRUST

Just cooked two small pies.
Ate them both in a bowl

The rush of life fills my veins

Drunk at the Bowgie. Watched Aphex play a Dat tape of diggeriroo. I think it was 1990. No idea

Stop Palantir taking over our public services! Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.

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What’s blue and fucks animals? Me in a blue suit

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

Not that this means anything, but I worked with the boss of the BBC at Google. He’s not a dick. That’s it.

Thanks

This is a genuine headline

Do not overthink eggs

Jam | Thick People | Chris Morris #shorts YouTube video by chuckschunks

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Growth business

I worry that I’m gonna be repeating that Israel’s goal is to destroy Lebanon itself and that this will be a catastrophe for the entire world while being gaslit that that’s not what’s happening while Israel does exactly that

Probably easier if you replace all news headlines with the phrase

‘Man confuses feelings with intelligence again’

James @GoodVibePolitik X.com A friend in Cuba just notified me that every single patient in that hospital that was on ventilators died tonight. I don't have words. James @GoodVibePolitik•4h There's something supremely saddening and enraging about seeing a hospital running on bare minimum power. Thinking about dialysis patients, babies in NICU, and others tonight in Cuba. This is a blockade of death. THE THE B

What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.

Oh the whole album is great and repressed too

East of Underground YouTube video by Wax Poetics

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Permit to add a banger

FRENCH NATO GEN. YAKOVLEFF:

“.. [Trump] wants to share the political risk, not the military risk. .. He’ll drop us the minute it suits him. .. This isn’t the time to buy a promo ticket on the Titanic.”

Jesus loves murder

I wonder if he gets confused between the the Isle of Wight and the Isle of Man like I do

Seems fair tbh