amazon and anthropic announce an ouroboros dick sucking session

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Blue 2, by Joan Miró, 1961

apollo justice: ace attorney is a 2026 period piece

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

I have been saving this photo for my wedding night.

Okay, this is crazy
#tomodachilife

Thoroughly washes the Dodge Charger (>⩊<)
For @Razz0meter

he´s getting happy to see you~ ✨💦

Trophy wife

Today is my birthday! I'm officially 33 now ✨

Godzilla 1964 (MosuGoji) showing off his chest and taking off his underwear.

Art trade with @spicepumpkinlou.bsky.social

Godzilla 1964 showin' off his stuff~

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

The other Venom renders~

Guardian of the seas? yeah right! you cant even guard your own waistline, buddy!!!

Danill: Urina in testes conditur.

Sticky: "Ohh, I know Latin." Murky: You can't do anything. Sticky: You're so old. Murky: Your Doc Martens are fake. Daniil: NO THEY'RE NOT! NO THEY'RE NOT!!

"I cannot talk! The world is abuzz with mania!" Danill plays on the swings and fires his revolver to calm down

#Pathologic

If an actual Quaker dared to do something this boastful they would be cast out

mamdani being a cheerful normal guy that people project absolute insane things on is one of the things that make him very relatable to me, personally

A clown in 4 parts meme Text: Give us your ID, it's just for adult sites Okay, now give us your ID for "dangerous content" Posting? You better have ID Your online Burger King order is on hold. Please provide valid ID to access your fries

And it doesn't even protect children.

"The Amazing Digital Circus: Beggin' for the Peggin.' in theaters everywhere, June 4th."

oh god oh fuck people paid for my art and now I have to make it

Inevitable butt sticker incoming!!