A shady venture that is vindictive? Must be a Trump.

But there will be a lot more jobs once it goes bankrupt from no customers, gets brought up by a hedge fund, and converted from a data center to a detention center.

Everyone who stands near Trump says that he smells.

When we begin defining indifference as a superpower, we’re at risk of losing civilization, which has ‘civil’ right in its name.

People in this field see everyone else as disposable.

Sound like anyone we know?

He’s been holding his breath all that time?

Specifically, Republicans in Congress have been unwilling to allow votes on the multiple impeachment resolutions that have been brought forward.

John Barron. I hear he’s being awarded the Medal of Honor.

“Why, yes sir, they are!”
“Open? Or closed?”
“Yes, sir, they are!”

The presidential assassination attempt?

a close up of a person wearing glasses and a red coat Alt: Austin Powers wearing glasses and a red coat saying “Oh! Behave!”

Oh, BHive!

Being on psychedelics would be the only way they would make sense.

His verse: “If My people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”

You know he reads the “My” as “Trump’s”.

How much is Al Capone going to get from the IRS reading his tax returns? There’s a lot of years to accumulate interest.

And when it does come, let’s hope he knows how to use a bunker in ways that don’t use a pitching wedge.

Use the lanes with checkers. It puts it on them to verify, and it employs a person.

Take the cannoli. Leave the pressure cooker.

Give me a fulcrum, and a long enough lever, and I shall move the world. -Archimedes

a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd Alt: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd

That explains ‘the dance’.

Trump Isn’t Building a Ballroom When Trump announced a $300 million ballroom at the White House, something went off in my brain.

Centralized, with an attached bunker. But that would need lots of additional water and power.

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Lauren Sanchez, before and after her plastic tragedy.

Working on a full Mar-a-Lago makeover.

One with its own data center

“We’ll draft all of these MMA guys, and Pete can single-handedly lead in this squad to kick Hormuz’ ass! America, yeah!”

The abuser’s creed.

joey do you like movies about gladiators ? Alt: Pilot asking “joey do you like movies about gladiators ?” from the movie Airplane

“Do you like movies about gladiators?”

Last visit, he killed a Pope

FDT - Pt. 2

I’m going with FDT.

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But he has to wait until there’s less than a half-term left, so it doesn’t count as one of his terms.

Not until January of 2027.

Do the same thing with Republican colleagues.

Maybe he’ll be getting rid of in-state tuition rates.