A photo of a 3D print of a 9" dildo model, with a scaly base and girthy middle shaft. It's on a desk towering above various office supplies

9" Cecil scares me.

Gotta make sure your public alter-ego name is suspiciously close to your secret one. "Mewgle? Nah. I'm El Gwem"

Thank you!

photo of six fantasy dildos with pink/purple iridescent shafts and golden bases

I'm trying micas again. Not sure how I feel about these yet

We are currently designing and hoping to manufacture cumtube dryers. Progress has been pretty good!

Gummi shork

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I think you'd love the anoles in Florida. Tiny lizards literally everywhere

I suppose the End Rod dildo is really happening now

Goose is so based

If you do need a slightly less tedious way to turn it on in the meantime, you can make sure Wake on Lan is enabled in the BIOS and use a phone app to send the on signal. I do that because my computer is physically mounted really high up

You know everyone is going through it when even your characters on their reference sheets start to look exhausted with the rest of us

Okay okay, I dig it. Not quite the balance I wanted on the Cecil but now I know how to fix it

Alright, let's see how Cummigoo turns out

I got put on a list for being an "AI hater" lmfao

Oh yeah! So I poured a batch for the first time in a while. This was for a local event but it's getting me back into the spirit.

This is a bit different from the usual lists I'm typically added to. Feels good to be recognized ✨

It is now the age of squeezy bottles.

It took 4 rewatches for this joke to actually click in my head 😭

idk I looked through the whole thread to make sure someone didn't beat me to it

no those are puptides

Nothing quite matches the vibe like working on my shop machinery and my music app starts playing the Hurricos theme from Spyro 2 🔧

Can you tell what mistake I made from this post-accident bucket note?

Sex shop sex mop

I can't stand the mentality of "automatic permission until it's explicitly revoked" many people developed.

They act like they're extending an olive branch to you by offering removal, but once it's online, people are making another copy every time they download it, which they know they can't undo.

Regretfully, it seems as though there was a unit mixup between inches and millimeters here at Noodlecrafters. We will be contacting those whose toys may have had a minor height difference.

Who wants to see Juniper have his own toy model?

I feel this so much. I like a good winding down of the topic, and a bit of a summary of thoughts at the end. The "ok bye" approach gets a bit jarring when I thought I had more time

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I am over-the-moon happy that I was able to commission such a lovely reference sheet for my sona / shop mascot, thank you @probablyguineapigs.bsky.social for the fantastic work!