Guess you're waiting for some biting gay snark?
Keeping waiting.
I don't get up until bedtime on Sundays.
Posts by 🌈Caspian Couture
My modest contribution of great humans!
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Wait. You all didn't get up to any gay shit while I was gone?!
Yeah and that it has been that way at least 6 decades!
Do you think you can cope with these huge size 16s in your face?
#soles #bigfeet #gayfeet #malefeet #footworship #toes #gaydaddy
You little freak missed me?
THE COUNTRY IS BEING RUN BY A CABAL OF CHILD RAPING CANNIBALS!!!
THE FUCKING COUNTRY IS BEING RUN BY A CABAL OF CHILD. RAPING. CANNIBALS!!!
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!?
WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL AND CAN BE DEALT WITH NORMALLY!!!
NO ONE IS STOPPING THEM!!!
You win
🌈Closeted Men Suffer🌈
We run X rescue missions encouraging self-acceptance.
Ashamed, they refuse help. They will not listen.
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Another item about me: I make digital collages out of screenshots!
Are you sobbing? Again?
Mmmm or some hot LinkedIn Python boys
Oh Dottie! He came for the queen? Tsk-tsk!
Bless your heart!
Trae. Trae. That hair. So much potential. Let's see what we can do.
yum yum
Remember the shitshow of Robinhood?
Now they sell crypto!
And they call GAMBLING “trading.”
#scam #investing #conmen #DenOfThieves
Bluesky: Offers starter pack feature
Me: Uses feature
Bluesky: Follow Farming!!!
#NeedNewPlatform
Cream is soothing and cozy and welcoming and reassuring.
White is blinding, bleak and bullying!
🌈Not supposed to talk about this, buuuut sometimes in our struggle about orientation, we cause just so much destruction in our families. Or even communities. Our internal angst turns into aggressive outbursts.
We sometimes start actual wars!
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New fabulous photo for my collection.
You are following 29,000 people and I cannot wait to join the hoard of the ignored.
Weird people.
Post your SSN and banking info in your bio for a followback.
What is that poor creature doing in the SNOW?
Aren't they supposed to eat a whole, whole lot then sleep?
Oh be careful! Look at all of us! We are ruining the soil with gayness!
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@sebastian-carlyle.bsky.social
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Deeply confused about orientation.
Pass him around as hors d’oeuvres--awaken the twink.
"Muscular Dystrophy"
"Hairless Bear"
#MAGA #Closet #ButtPlug
With my second post, Nazi homophobe Nick Fuentes holds himself OUT as a living example of irony.
#OutDamnSpot
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With my third post, I inquire: when the NFL season ends will they feel my absence? Will they miss me self-abusing to the images of Alpha-Magas in their manhandling latency?
So disappointed the Man Show was not much of a man show. At all.
Dear Spotify,
Playing the songs I want?
But then tons of commercials?
And interspersing songs I want with songs I loathe?
Congratulations for being....listening to the radio.
#Spotify #TransistorRadio #StationWagonEnergy
With my first post, I highlight the struggle closeted gay men endure. The lies, denial, fear and self-hatred.
Imagine the torment of building an entire life in opposition to one's identity? Taking a stance against yourself and your kind?
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One thing about me: I collect photos of politicians.
Bohoo, my little profile picture is hideous. Thing is, we are out here "fighting for justice" but is is always the most sarcastic queens criticizing looks. Would rather some hillbilly call me a fag than deal with self-annihilating gay slay boys.