is my hair cute like this? y/n

pitbull the prophet

LITERALLY. like why is it labeled a comedy? i was stressed!

happy birthday!!

period!

To be clear, when you threaten to murder an entire civilization, that’s not only a horrific threat to commit genocidal war crimes, it’s evidence for immediate removal from office as well as instant arrest for abuse of office and crimes against humanity. Stop normalizing this.

oh my god! im so sorry babe :( i hope you’re ok!

😍

album cover of rose gray’s “april”

it’s her time

proud of u king

oomf is absolutely right!

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

says who

absolutely!

😍😍

hehe you can look disrespectfully if u want 😇

post run

Amy Madigan wins Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role for Weapons at the Actor Awards

#ActorAwards

happy birthday!! 🥳

Morning.

this is crazy work. well done 👏👏

our jaws were on the FLOOR

thank you, fellow cutie!

selfie/proof of life at work bc it’s a shockingly slow day and im BASKING in it

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

yes, but I would love to experience the ironed pillowcases/bedding sometime so i can get both sides

Getting the graduated cylinder out to measure bro’s load volume #yass 😍😍

a live look at the temperature in New York

at a minimum!

Being ostracized should be the least of their worries