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Posts by EliFu

Not the most important thing, but it’s past time to drop the “poor little girl” routine with Greta Thunberg. She’s in her 20s, been in the public eye for nearly a decade, clearly has the courage of her convictions and is making choices in line with activist strategy. You can discuss her as an adult.

6 months ago 1037 110 40 7

Looks like a fascist lice comb.

6 months ago 634 95 32 1

This is ghastly.

7 months ago 144 33 6 1

It did, thank you!

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"If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.”

- Maya Angelou 🌸🌸🌸

7 months ago 464 96 7 4

I can attest to your speediness, and super customer service in general!

7 months ago 2 0 1 0

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

7 months ago 8282 1073 525 130

I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.

8 months ago 12184 2432 380 204
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Anthropology

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I hope Trump keeps nailing gold shit to the wall in the Oval Office so it eventually looks like a TGI Fridays made of C-3PO parts

8 months ago 243 20 4 2

Oh shit this is real

8 months ago 701 20 17 1

The Spam Museum in Austin, MN is great. I refuse to eat the stuff, but thoroughly enjoyed the museum.😁

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I'm a devotee of the Cube Rule.

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9 months ago 52 10 3 4

The time to write your “why do people mourn when a famous person dies? People die all the time, your parasocial relationship with the dead person is illusory and illogical” skeet is immediately after you go back in time and hand your father a condom

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“Men are alone, we are so depressed.🥺”

Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….

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The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.

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-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence

These are the foundations of real freedom.

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It’s July 4. Time to fire this cracker.

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Dissent is patriotic.

We have a right to disagree and dissent with those in power and demand a better world.

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"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

—The Declaration of Independence

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The Lord of The Rings Meme.

First panel reads, "Britain in British history books" next to which is a pic of Gandalf the White.

Second panel reads, "Britain in most of the world's history books" next to which is a pic of Sauron.

Third panel reads, "Britain in Irish history books" and next to it is an image of Morgoth (Melkor).

The Lord of The Rings Meme. First panel reads, "Britain in British history books" next to which is a pic of Gandalf the White. Second panel reads, "Britain in most of the world's history books" next to which is a pic of Sauron. Third panel reads, "Britain in Irish history books" and next to it is an image of Morgoth (Melkor).

Apt meme

9 months ago 91 12 3 0

Dear All Journalists,

You don’t have to credit the line “Tariffs will hit American consumers” to “economists say”.

Thanks

9 months ago 7306 876 117 33

Are you not capable of informing yourself? Why is it her job?

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They are already talking about how we have to “rein in spending” — AFTER they get their tax cut, expecting us to believe they still care about the debt

This means they’ll oppose programs that help regular people and call them “fiscally reckless”

They think we are all morons

9 months ago 3991 1150 238 56

hot take but I’m against concentration camps regardless of what they are called

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