It's dystopian stuff.

This has been easily the most toxic campaign from all sides I've ever seen in my life.

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

Saying the Pope is weak on crime is like saying "the pope is weak on crime" (there are no good analogies for how fucking stupid that is; it's a category that contains exactly one example)

Yup.

I'm so tired.

BERMAN: The president is threatening a civilization will die tonight. You say he doesn't want to do it. Does being reluctant make it ok?

LAWLER: I don't think we're talking about ending a civilization--

B: So you don't believe his threat?

LAWLER: It's their energy and civilian infrastructure

ICYMI

Dropped some notes by position on the first two spring practices for Louisville football.

Having a zit inside your nostril is trash. 0/10, would not recommend.

YES

More likely than actually inviting a woman on purpose.

We haven't forgotten the DOGE cuts, JD. It's almost like we told you exactly what would happen.

They've got the one, Mark. Just the one.

(Donde Plowman)

Could it be...the LABOR?

support local businesses (we mean the Hawks, Magic City is helping them)

happy 13th anniversary to all who observe

Me, after Taco Tuesday

Amazing the lineup protection a resurgent Mark McGwire and Terry Steinbach (?!?) Will do for you.

"Do robots dream of Bernard Gilkey?" Is one of my favorite lines you've ever written. Just to let you know.

And as a lifelong A's fan, I inserted Geronimo Berroa in my mind because he was one of the only people keeping me afloat in the mid-90s.

we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes

THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD

Beyond.

The feds are literally out here kicking puppies.

Congratulations to our fellow Kentuckian and my friend Tyler Childers on winning his first Grammy for Best Country Song for "Bitin' List." Tyler always makes us proud on and off the stage, and I couldn't be more happy for him.

Twitter post screenshot of the San Miguel Sheriff account. 5 years ago they posted about a boulder on the road but referred to it as "Large boulder the size of a small boulder".

Happy 6th "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" anniversary to those who celebrate! #Geology ⚒️

Me getting the kids to swim class today