a tau battlesuit is a type of fighter jet, an ork deffdread is a type of walking tank, an eldar wraithlord is a type of dead wife, and an imperial or spiky knight is some manner of horse

a reminder that scrungaloids

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Another Wally Wood-esque space girl for a cool down sketch tonight.

As I do every year on 4/20, I will be following the Jeopardy! interview segment tonight by saying “Dream blunt rotation. Now let’s get back into the Jeopardy! round.”

i strongly believe that every single major corporation is engaged in some level of coordinated price fixing or informal agreements against competition

there simply does not exist any strong incentive not to

do you still get to celebrate lesbian week if you retired from lesbianing

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

When your command is challenged by an upstart officer who has risen from the ranks X: "That's an interesting perspective. Perhaps I will think about it." Y: "Be careful now. I have a cousin at Horse Guards." X: "Do you see another way to accomplish this task that I do not? Please, present it." Y: "We'll see what Horse Guards has to say about this!" X: "I may have an advantage in experience, but new perspectives are always welcomed." Y: "Horse Guards is well aware of me. And if you were a proper officer, you would know this."

I have made a helpful chart for dealing with the relatively new phenomena of "upstart officers" who, instead of buying their commissions, are risen up from the ranks due to merit or acts of courage. Please consult at your leisure!

No matter where you go, all travel is just dumplings and castles

🦋 Team Butterfly Forever 🦋 Mature - Novel - Users' Choice! Ten years ago, the Butterfly Knights saved the world. That was the easy part. A magical girl story. Crossposted to Scribblehub on a (considerably) delay. Also there's a TV Tropes.

Team Butterfly Forever update! In which eve kinda almost sets one single boundary and we are all very proud of her

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From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

So, if House is a super robot (amazing medical doctor solves fantastical problems) The Pitt is Gundam of medical dramas, yes? we are all in agreement?

🦋 Team Butterfly Forever 🦋 Mature - Novel - Users' Choice! Ten years ago, the Butterfly Knights saved the world. That was the easy part. A magical girl story. Crossposted to Scribblehub on a (considerably) delay. Also there's a TV Tropes.

Team Butterfly Forever update! In which eve kinda almost sets one single boundary and we are all very proud of her

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in team butterfly the team is fairly confident being queer is a prerequisite for magic

sadly it is seven

yep, its a portable typewriter

hasty vectorization based on a scan from a manual

when i started down the path of buckling springs this was inevitable

if nothing else that's how im writing my name from now on

the one thing the pitt does that makes it feel almost *fucking aberrant* is that its a show set in the modern day that's actually set in the modern day

covid is a serious part of everyone's backstory! ICE shows up!

an erika 10 typewriter

im smart enough not to spend hundreds of dollars on a 1950s typewriter just because it has the same name as me, but im not smart enough not to think about it a little bc oh my god pretty

i sleeped!

bleeeeh.

i dont think so? my ex said i didnt snore much

i have replaced “cannot sleep” with “sleeps endlessly, wake up exhausted”

Tall residential tower blocks. [Meitantei Precure]

The towers stared down, uncaring. They wouldn't move for any number of lost ribbons.

an array of bright blue tanks. underneath each of them is a harsh light illuminating the muddy soil underneath. each one has a different loadout of weapons, some with cannons, bolters, flamers, or mini guns. the center tank has a ultramarine tank commander poking his head out of the hatch. the tanks all have an upside down ultramarines symbol (i was too lazy to fix it)

A fleet of repulsor tanks make their way to battle in tight formation; the Ultramarines will answer the frontline's call.

(repulsor redesign by @opensketchbook.bsky.social) :3
#warhammer40k #ultramarines #spacemarines

mRNA technology may be THE most underrated and unfairly scrutinized (fuck you COVID antivax crew) medical breakthrough in my lifetime.

Like... The things this is already showing it can do in the last 5-7 years is incredible.

trying a weed to see if it’ll sleepy me wish me luck

My favourite real-life examples of this are silhouette (Etienne de Silhuoette), German chocolate cake (Samuel German), and Main Street in San Francisco (Charles Main).