Scottish Greens manifesto is out, compare and contrast

New wardrobe incoming 😂

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Just a little

When you notice how tight some of your tops have become around your biceps 👀

How do they police the “no sex” rule?

Nicola Coughlan & Aimee Lou Wood are the next two #SNLUK hosts. They’ll be so good!

World expert who’s been topping up her ‘male’ hormone for 30 years and says we ALL need to take TESTOSTERONE to defy ageing... Daily Mail14 Apr 2026By DR FLORENCE COMITE US endocrinologist and expert in longevity

Daily Mail today, left without comment

New Madonna era incoming

Time goes by so slowly…

It’s happening!!

Madonna has wiped her instagram!!!!

Just starting to organise stuff (as best I can) for my Bristol trip next week and already feeling the stress

Amazing

Husband’s transphobic aunt is retweeting racist shite from Elon Musk, John Cleese and others. The brain-rot is complete

When did customer service stop being a thing?

Let's Get Brutal by Nitro Deluxe on Apple Music Song · 1986 · Duration 7:09

Mmmmmmm

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Seems to be

Mirror selfie of me flexing one arm behind my head

Photo of me in the bathroom in green shorts

Arm progress

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Time goes by, so slowly… #M15

So funny

Melania Trump Plays Two Truths and A Lie | Cold Open | SNL UK YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK

The #SNLUK cold open about Melania Trump was funny.

The show seems quieter on social media though.

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Do any of the UK streamers have the uncut version or are we best waiting for DVD/BluRay?

A screenshot of a graph showing I had 6 hours 33 mins of sleep with lots of interruptions in the first half of the night

When it’s a windy night so the cats are playing up

“Outcome” is an tremendously bad movie but Keanu Reeves would still get it

Such an incredible show

Ban horse racing

Yay! Welcome to the morning 😊

Ooh are you moving to the slot before me?

Haha thanks

😜

Mirror selfie of me (white person) in the bathroom in black tanga briefs

Saturday thirst