Diner Jack-O'

"What was your WoL doing during the Carteneau bahablast?" Sol was fishing or hunting, in Hydaelyn only knows what corner of Eorzea #ffxiv

Your incessant need to remark that you’re not the one who made the spelling mistake in a quote makes me [sic]

[object Object] @zzt@mas.to LLM use swaps your brain out for the brain of the guy dril is making fun of 14 Mar 2026, 10:38

Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.bsky.social WhyBskyTeam: welp, got my dick stuck in the toaster again fml this always happens to me <a few posts later> WhyBskyTeam: WELL WELL WELL looks like the kinkshamers have arrived. people acting like they've never wanted to fuck their toaster before, that's cute. you dipshits just don't get it. 2:37 PM • Mar 5, 2026

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com (7:00AM on urban construction site) FOREMAN: ok everyone, light day today. get a cup of coffee and let's take it easy until about 9:30 GUY FIRING UP ANGLE GRINDER: no sir. i have a sacred duty to perform 9:23 AM • Feb 25, 2026

Beary Professional

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hi

Sketch from 2025 🎂

trick room

a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️

#art #tdov #transart

little doodle wip

Finitied

On and on. Apr 10 2018

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

He's just a lil guy

A lady sits in her car, stuck in traffic. She says “UGH! This traffic is so much worse than usual!” “We haven’t moved in like five minutes!”

She leans out the car window. “This is actually insane” she says “What is even going on?”

Backing up the traffic is a giant evil looking toad. Atop its back is a man shooting fire from his hands.

The woman glares at the source of the traffic and takes out her phone. “Hey girl… I’m gonna be late.” “There’s an evil sorcerer on the highway again.”

Don’t let your car get… toad?

The image is 4 panel black and white comic Panel 1- a person sits at their desk, working. Their leg is shaking rapidly. Panel 2- a zoom in of their face as they think, “Stop shaking your leg.” Panel 3- the person goes back to working, leg now still below the desk. Panel 4- everything BUT their leg now shakes.

POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked

To everyone who can openly declare that they are transgender,
and to everyone who cannot yet come out to those around them🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

The world has not yet fully seen the dawn, but let’s continue to support one another.
Chiitan is here with everyone’s hearts.
Everyone is beautiful♡

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines.

Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

4-panel comic. (1) [Black panel with white text boxes] TEXT BOX: And God said, "Let there be light," (2) [Sun radiating light.] TEXT BOX: And there was light. (3) [View of bright sun rising over Earth's horizo] (4) TEXT BOX: God saw that light was-- [Chat bubble from Earth] CHAT BUBBLE: Can you add support for dark mode? Open xkcd.com to view toggles for different modes.

CREATION

Happy April Fool's Day!

xkcd.com/3227/

there are many already in the quotes and replies but i gotta shoutout the hurderer tweet

me in 2000: how could "ancient machines" in this story be better than modern machines?? they'd have better technology, knowledge and resources in the modern era due to globalization!!

me in 2026: oh.

If you watch this, you're a loser. The guys who quote make Borat "mah WAIIIFE" jokes should look down on you.

Biggest legitimate Goomba stack 30 Goombas before new Goombas stop spawning Biggest illegitimate Goomba stack 200 Goombas; 201 Goombas crashes the game Source: YouTube users "BeardBear", "Skelux", youtube.com/watch?v=3NZIESW06Gk, youtube.com/watch?v=MoQNM3VEJ5w

In Super Mario Odyssey, many Goombas can be stacked. The limit for a legitimate Goomba stack is 30, as they will stop spawning afterwards. Manually spawning more Goombas reveals that the limit for an illegitimate Goomba stack is 200. At 201 Goombas, the game crashes.