Just two weeks until we get to watch Labour crash out in a humiliating, historic defeat.

Why would you ask a chatbot what to eat? Even if it wasn’t crap that is still a ridiculous thing to do.

I am suing those players because any money they get off Nintendo should go to me specifically.

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

So you’re saying you have half the answer but the other half is missing?

No one cares about Robbins, the problem is that Starmer forced an incredibly corrupt friend of a notorious sex trafficker into a top job as payment for services rendered then made a load of incredibly flimsy lies to pretend it was everyone else’s fault.

TERF isn’t a slur, but we should probably figure out a slur for all you weird genitalia-obsessed perverts.

That was Bluesky Server Status. Jeromy is the guy who realised his phone was getting hot so dunked it in the swimming pool.

I am blocked by whoever this guy is for saying that the Plagiarism Engine sucks. I stand by this.

Those babies know what they did.

Lots of people were pointing out how obviously corrupt Mandelson was at the time, his corruption has been common knowledge for almost thirty years.

The only reason we have utterly pathetic excuses for why Starmer ignored the vetting is that he had already chosen to appoint Mandelson as payment for services rendered. They’re the same issue.

I hear they invented a new, three-legged fighting machine just for this war.

Appointing someone who you know to have already resigned twice for massive corruption and to have been a close associate of a notorious sex trafficker is wrong, even if we pretend to believe the laughably flimsy excuses about how it definitely wasn’t his fault.

A single-player-focused Splatoon game

SOLD!

Civ II.

Civilization II screenshot.

I’ll end this Civilization eventually, just one more turn.

The Chiminimera, a tiny monster with the heads of a snake, mouse, and grasshopper, and the tail of a scorpion. One part cuteness, three parts death. The Chiminimera lives close to running streams and shallow ponds where it hunts for prey like frogs, fish and small mammals. Being as vicious as its bigger cousin, this little critter was observed to even overpower significantly larger animals with frightening efficiency, seemingly just for its own amusement. Most predators know the wicked character of the Chiminimera and are wise enough to leave it alone. Evil casters, however, are almost irresistibly attracted to the sheer ferocity of this intriguing creature. Fragile, but blessed with an unmatched agility and equipped with the sight of a mantis, the Chiminimera seems to be nearly impossible to surprise, let alone to catch. Tiny monstrosity, chaotic evil Armor Class 14 Hit Points 13(3d4 + 6) Speed 15ft., fly 30 ft. STR 8 (-1) DEX 19 (+4) CON 14 (+2) INT 4 (-3) WIS 18 (+4) CHA 10(+0) Skills Perception +8 Senses blindsight 15 ft., darkvision 30 ft., passive Perception 18 Languages Challenge 1(200 XP) SPECIAL TRAITS Keen Senses. The Chiminimera has advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on sight, hearing, or smell. ACTIONS Multiattack. The Chiminimera makes three attacks: one with its bite, one with its claws and one with its sting. When its acid breath is available, it can use the breath in place of its bite. Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5ft., one target. Hit: 6(1d4 + 4) piercing damage. Claws. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1d4 + 4) slashing damage. Sting. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1d4 + 4) piercing damage, and the target must make a DC 12 Constitution saving throw, taking 4(1d8) poison damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. Acid Breath (Recharge 6). The snake head exhales acid in a 10-foot line that is 5 feet wide. Each creature in that li…

Actual photo of a western woman. Or three western women, possibly.

That would cause the image to flip, I just stood on my head like a sensible person.

Maybe if a few Threads users set their beds on fire the rest would recognise the wisdom of paying attention to your memes.

This guy uses commas like a novelty cat account.

The PM putting his mate, a corrupt paedophile, into a top job as a reward for services rendered and then making a series of incredibly unconvincing lies to blame everyone except himself is a bigger story than council tax going up in a few boroughs. They’re not going to get the same coverage.

The story is that they a top job someone who was known to be incredibly corrupt and connected to Epstein, purely as a reward for picking Starmer, then put out a series of insultingly transparent lies to excuse this. That’s all bad, there’s no good side that the media should be obligated to platform.

Why is so much focus being put on the prime minister acting in a massively corrupt way to give a top job to his mate rather than a much smaller scandal involving a party with five MPs? Clearly this is unfair.

The series will only be understandable to people who played Legend of the Amazon Women on the ZX Spectrum (it came out on other formats, but Speccy-exclusive lore is vital to comprehension).

Labour are in government, Reform have five MPs, yes we should probably put more focus on that first group.

Only the cupboard. Ghosts these days can’t afford a whole house.

Are they going to underfund and privatise that, too?

Are the people who oppose genocide a tiny irrelevant group who can be safely ignored, or are they powerful enough to swing an election? It can’t be both, and if it’s the second one then that kind of suggests Harris should have done something to get them on her side.