Imagine picking up Ben Simmons in Fantasy (because you still “believe in him”) and then being surprised that your team is losing. Like bffr.

Fernando about to get some minutes???? Or is he still hurt?

All I know is our mascot better give Ellie energy.

What the hell is the mascot going to be? A music note?

The Toronto Tempo is objectively a horrible team name.

I just wanna be free from all this bs.

Do you ever just avoid talking to someone because you know the chemistry is still there? it’s so annoying 😭😭😭

No don’t apologize. I promise I’m good lmao.

Anywayyyyyy. Back to the Raptors.

when it all said and done, I think I’ll be okay with ending up alone for the rest of my life (if it comes down to that).

Not everyone gets the fairytale.

That’s the thing that stopped me from getting one. It stinks, you talk with a lisp, it doesn’t heal, it get caught on everything. Not worth it.

I do it for the culture. 😭

Everyone got off Twitter and forgot their roots. Before the bots and rage farming we were a horny and uncivilized ppl. 😭

Kinda feels like I’m screaming in to a void on here. I like it.

Shit. I’m supposed to be talking about basketball on here lmao.

Needless to say… he packed the hardware back up and I went on my merry way. Ain’t no way.

this skeet (fitting) is gonna be deleted lmao.

😭😭😭 nah, I shouldn’t have been so nosy.

Turns out I didn’t even need it.
😭

It’s funny, I was REALLY close to getting tongue piercing in my early 20s because I was a serious pick me and wanted every guy I hooked up with to be obsessed with me. Thought the piercing would take me over the top.

Imagine putting a hole in your body entirely for someone else’s pleasure.

How do you like… clean it??? Idk man.

It also seems like a breeding ground for infection. How long does the piercing take to heal (if it ever does)?

I’ve seen one Prince Albert piercing in real life …and all I could think about was if it got caught on something in the midst of coitus. How would I explain that to my emergency contact on the way to the ER?

Why is he still in the league??? At what point do these teams just cut their losses?

He’d probably fuck up the whole vibe of the team.

I really wouldn’t mind seeing a fully healthy version of this Raptors team have a playoff run.

“Before I take a truce I’ll take em to hell with me. “

Kendrick released an album?