The Butt-Head in me recognizes the Beavis in you

sure it's a tool of social control and surveillance owned and operated by fascists, but it writes work emails for me. on balance who's to say it's good or bad

hell yeah it is

this post above a Garfield and Friends Screens post with three Garfields? friends that look just like him? idk

too high for this

you're eating the peel for extra fiber, i'm eating the candy wrapper bc i have given up, we are not so different you and i

perfect

it’s fun when multiple cat pfps like the same posts bc my notifications look like one cat saw it and shared it with their cat friends

please won’t we think of the lesbian ghosts

*Colombia, please, 4/20 is ending

did they handle it ok?

yes and if you try to unlock your phone after the limit an orca kills your entire family

“what an amazing concert, I hope I get to experience it one day!!!”

😗

Kiss me, beef boy

so painful to watch legitimately amazing performances completely buzzkilled by phones recording moments that people never actually experienced in the first place. dark shit.

I hope all the artists at Coachella found it fulfilling to give their all performing to a sea of iPhones

@mrbeast give me 5 million dollars

TikTok trend filming Gen Alpha hearing a CD skip and trying to troubleshoot it

I’m always saying this

so cool

her name should be sabrina singer

GROK AM I HIGH???

medieval rock, paper, scissors goes hard af

number one coach

Canada isn’t even real

don't you wish your gf ran hot like me

thermostat a comfortable 63°

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, STALKER

the curse of the ginger. luckily all Asian people look like, so

Detective: His last words were "I'm weeder. That mean anything to you?"