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Posts by Zoe

I believe you know where O stand on this issue.

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Correct.

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I’m getting roasted left and right this week.

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Fermin - Barca.

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That’s a LOT of blood.

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Goddamnit. She got me on this one.

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I know this is nuts, but I still just sent it to my kid. Screw that “biotech,” career. Wild.

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My boss just asked me to do something for her and then apologized to me when she saw I had the #WHUWOV #premiereleague match on. LOL.

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“Legos already are braille.” Lots of idiots in this house.

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Easter message taped to an aluminum can.

I’d lodge a complaint with HR for bringing jeebus into the office, but that’s a can of wine under there so I’ll have to let it go.

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World Cup just got uglier.

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I canNOT stop laughing.

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Our first Pride.

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So, so proud. It may have skipped my oldest, but my youngest absolutely has the Ballesteros Luck.

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Well played, sir.

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VAMOS🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪

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Half the news is basically: Colossal Idiot Who Is Somehow Fabulously Wealthy Does Phenomenally Stupid Thing, Suffers Minimal Consequences

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Watching the DOGE clown depositions should, among other things, confirm the risks inherent in using AI. I’ve never met such stupid, stupid people. And I know A LOT of absolute idiots.

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This is what the convo was at the bar a couple weekends ago.

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Shuttle driver in Reno just asked if we were in town for anything special. I said, “my mom’s 82nd birthday so hopefully she’s still alive when we get there.” Her response, “okay, I’ll drive fast.” LOL.

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Iwobi!?!? What a golazo. #FULTOT

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Guess I have to find a reason to reuse 81 miniature sticky notes now that I am back in the office.

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Flight attendant on this JetBlue flight is a real See You Next Tuesday and I am cackling.

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Who do I sue to get this time back? That was absolute basura. Excluding the halftime show. I’ll deduct those minutes from the complaint. #SuperBowlLX

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Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl

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What I should really be doing for this #SuperBowlLX is sitting out front to direct people to the walking routes. All the access for walkers/bikers has been cut off and I’ve already had to redirect dozens of people. #ShitShow

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