🎶Just me and my pole🎶

My first weekly 🌶️ audio is up
Link in bio 😘

This one is just a fun little ramble, but I cannot WAIT for you to hear next week’s sweet&spicy audio written by @solacehopestill.bsky.social

(I literally might not be able to wait. I may have to release it early 😅🥵)

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So, anyway-

Me in therapy 1 year ago: I’m incapable of asking anyone for anything ever 🫠

Me in therapy this week: I directly asked a friend without hesitation if they would write some smutty audio scripts for me to VA 😀

“What would your mom think of this kind of content? 😠”

🤣 My mom has offered to hold the camera.
Next question.

Lol can I screenshot this and share it on my Instagram stories? (I can cover your username if you prefer)

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I’ve done nothing but act like an absolute clown and bully you relentlessly, what do you mean you couldn’t tell I want to kiss you?

If you never hear from me again, it’s because I didn’t install the dance pole correctly and there’s only so much a crash mat can do

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What?? No, I said I want to be BREAD. I just really like carbs, bro 😩

Banking on society collapsing before the deadline ☺️✌🏻

Something about how much of this bottle of lube was used for business

Figuring out tax write-offs as a spicy content creator feels not unlike an SNL skit 🫠

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You know where to find it 😘

Soon 😉

Me: *trying to record my first spicy audio*

Swish, my cat, who usually isn’t very noisy: NOW IS ACTUALLY THE PURRFECT TIME TO SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE 😀

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If body image stuff is what has stopped you from making spicy content, note: In my photosets I stopped actively hiding my port-a-cath, and the moles on my chest, and the hair under my arms, and the stretch marks on my ass, and *checks notes* nobody cared 👍🏻

New set is up 💜🩵😘

No, I wouldn’t agree, actually. This is the first time one of my spicy accounts has gotten a larger following than my main on any platform.

A closeup of a particularly befuddled thresher shark

When they flirt back

“How do you make sure people from your real life don’t see your spicy content?”

You don’t 😀👍🏻
You just kind of operate under the assumption that everyone you know has seen you naked 🙃

LOLLL