Hope everyone enjoys the next 3 plays of the Monster Mash!!

It’s time for my favorite weekend activity - hijacking the TouchTunes at whatever bar my husband is in from my couch!!

We mix in ground beef and eat it at least once if not twice a month.

Who doesn’t love a piece of ✨well done✨ chicken thigh? 🤣🤣

Daniel and I have also taken up dinosaur time and when I say we LIVE for it, I mean it.

Gonna hit ‘em with a little “Christmas Shoes” before bedtime to really lock in the vibe.

I’m currently terrorizing our neighborhood bar with Arrest The President, Chappell Roam and the Wicked Soundtrack from the comfort of my couch.

On the same day TikTok told me I could control touch tunes at any bar I wanted, I also remembered purchasing a shit ton of credits the last time I went out and had two drinks.

I also love grabbing a couple of jars of tikka or butter chicken simmer sauce and throwing in chickpeas and cauliflower and serving it over rice. The cauli adds a meatiness to it.

We just do very basic things here because of Dan’s pickiness BUT I spend a LOT of time drooling over Pinch of Yum’s vegetarian recipes.

TREATZA PIZZAS are DISCONTINUED?!

I must know.

lol do not look at your retirement accounts

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Is everything actually bad or is my ponytail too tight?

UGH o just want to be at home watching my murder shows as god intended.

Almost 6 months post AVR and my chest wall still hurts and it was worth it but I’m gonna pout about it

I was going to go to bed soon. But I accidentally found the socials of a company that does intricate pleating on luxury fabrics using a paper molds so here we are now and will be until I’ve fought through the melatonin.

Here in solidarity. Daniel is tall but skinny enough that our last well child check included a blood glucose as an early screener for Type 1.

Knoephla soup is weekend-easy but a pain in the ass after a workday but it’s cold enough that I’m willing to go for it tonight.

Overbearing Polish mothers create overbearing Polish daughters ✨with anxiety✨ who will summon an aunt, a cousin, and the law enforcement officers next door if you don’t pay attention to your missed calls or texts for 3 days.

Not a constituent so I don’t pay super close attention but so much of his whole ✨thing✨reads very performative.

I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier

This reminds me of the time I decided to put myself through a paralegal certification recreationally so if you want me to talk you out of this I am not that girl.

NOT NOW BIRD FLU

I have a smol boy who is roughly the same size as his weighted sleep stuffy and it’s the cutest thing ever.

This is too little too late, but keep a bungee cord handy to bounce your feet on. Or like buy a chair strap like the OTs use if you want to spend real money.

Hell yeah girl!! GYTO!

Oh I’ve been doing this for years. My tactic is to talk to them like the loser ex boyfriend they are.