On one hand, I want Castellanos to keep sucking so we can move on and give his roster spot to anyone not named Mason McCoy. On the other hand I want to see what sort of global chaos Castellanos hitting a home run tonight would unleash…..

New York media is eating this up. But really, it’s been known since the San Diego days that he really keeps to himself, for better or worse. And I still have a hard time hating on him since offensively, he was the only good thing we had in 2023.

This JP Sears erasure will not stand

Maybe he gets part ownership too

No brainer for $3M IMO tho

A win is a win but oooof I’m concerned.

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So excited we’re using all these high leverage innings so early in the season. Huzzah.

It’s not that I’m a Padres Doomer (though I am), but this impotent showing by the offense through 5 innings is all the more alarming given their flat offensive showing in Anaheim. Definitely trending in the wrong direction.

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Which means we’re looking at multiple owners as part of an investment group… Too many cooks, yo.

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Go Padres. Tho Randy Vasquez + altitude prolly gonna make me big sad.

You know, if he’d cut off his penis to win that Super Bowl like he offered, none of this would have happened SMH

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I hate to gripe about managerial pinch-hit decisions in a win, but I’m still irritated that Stammen took Campy out for Cronenworth. Campy was having a good game (1 CS, 1 successful ABS challenge), while Crone is one game removed from nearly losing his teeth to a pitch and is offensively cold AF.

Padres Win! Angels batters (almost) all down by way of the K

I apologize Bradhely… I was not aware of your game.

Can we release Castellanos now?

That whole at bat: pitch hitting for your hottest hitter only to have the pinch hitter strike-out and completely fail to advance the runner is peak 2025 Padres.

We’re living on the darkest timeline, so you know somehow, someway, they’ll find a way for Dalton Rushing to score the winning run just so Dave Roberts can be peak smug/indignant post-game.

Padres’ Kyle Hart apparently trying to be the Major’s first two-way player (playing on two franchises at the same time)

Sick K from Michael King but jeez this series has been a slog.

Look at this dude’s name. You can’t convince me he isn’t a computer generated character from some SNES baseball video game.

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Families go hungry, confirmed.

A Tatis homer right now would feed families

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A run!

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