I read this to my wife

Her: I want a divorce

Me: Some who ask for divorces / are the same that burn crorses

Nature in all her glory

Screenshot of text from Wikipedia: Jones claimed in a statement to prosecutors that he had "often" paid Stepanova for sex previously, but he denied that he had raped her

Yet another thing they didn’t teach us in history class. In addition to thinking she was 12, his defense included his established routine of paying her for sex 🤮. Good on Catherine for ending his career once it came to light

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

“Killing in the Name” drafts

Some of those that work forces
Tell racist jokes on horses

Some of those that work forces
Should take AfAm Lit courses

Some with police chief bosses
Are the same that burn crosses

Some of those who investigate theft and other losses
Are the— fuck it, do a slant rhyme

The correct spelling is "Clod."

Way ahead of you

Here in Richmond, we love tearing down civil war participation trophies and telling magats to kiss our butts 😁

I’m eating gum and swallowing it, you better come arrest me

Oh, it’s the same writer as Assorted Crisis Events, Absolute Martian Manhunter, and other stuff everyone says is amazing. Shoot, I’m gonna need some more money

I just read Ultimates 20 from January and I feel like when they announce the first carriers are away on Hoth. I wanna get some sand and find some gears 🤘😈🤘

Alex Horne

Everyone loves the special issue where Superman fought Muhammad Ali, but where’s the love for the arc with the heel turn from Sean Penn?

The producers overcorrecting with 2 and 7 is brilliant 😂

Fantastic thread that everyone can nitpick but no one can disagree with. My comfort blanket box set rewatches are the 6th and 13th Columbos, I don’t care what the incels say

Curiosity Rover

🚨NASA’s Curiosity rover just detected a record 21 organic molecules in a single rock sample from ancient Mars!

• Pulled from “Mary Anning 3” in an old lakebed on Mount Sharp

• 7 of the molecules identified on Mars for the first time

The types of concerts I’ve attended with the most neurodivergent audiences:
3) Spastic experimental music
2) Drone / doom / stoner metal
1) Weird Al

Michigan J Frog, Kermit, Jimmy, and a giant frog wearing an orange sweater that I don't recognize are walking down the street, towards a club named "Fly". Iggy and Heathcliff watch the group pass, and Iggy says "Boys night out for Jimmy."

21 Apr 2026

Plus, whether it’s masking, coping, developing, or (in my case) having it explained to you around age 38 that you’re supposed to just say “Good, we [2-5 words]. How about you?” when they ask how your weekend was - whichever, most of us find ways to fly under the radar, whether we realize it or not

Wow, this diagram is so much more helpful than most descriptions of autism. The article has human examples, too

For me, social cues are like real-time calculus, eye contact SUCKS, and I’m 24/7 overstimulated, but I didn’t have traits that an 80s doctor would spot like hand flapping or speech delays

Frank R. Paul shows us a future where invading alien robots will attempt to mate with our cars.

#comics #scifiart #frankrpaul

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

Even better - it’ll be run by Tim Heidecker hahaha

Comic panel He-Man says, “Fisto, my friend. Are you right? Here, let me help you to your feet!” Fisto, lying anguished on the ground, replies, “I fisted hard, He-Man, but I could not fist them all!”

Oh right, MOTU is coming, too! I love the era of dumb fun. And then we’re also getting the opposite in Godzilla Minus Zero, the sequel to the best Godzilla movie ever, which is also the least dumb and the least fun

Also…

Everything I’ve read about the Street Fighter movie sounds dumb as hell, which is exactly what I want from it! I’m going opening day lol

Take a lesson from the States. Institutions that caved (Columbia University) had to keep caving. Those that said fuck off may end up in court, but the judges agree, “Yes, they must indeed fuck off”

Ooh, yay! Will order later to make it 29. Apologies in advance for the extra steps to get it over to goofy-ass America

Just remembered a day in 11th grade English class. We were reading Toni Morrison’s book Song of Solomon and someone kept pronouncing the name Pilate like pilates. The teacher was very gentle in her correction, haha. That teacher also wore a green hooded cape in the winter, so she was a rad nerd

Peter was 25 when Kneller painted that (1698). Maybe it’s the inbreeding, but that is the 13-year-oldest facial hair I’ve ever seen committed to history. “Be sure to get my stubble. I’m a man now.”