This is when I start my training arc...

One day I might be able to eat 4 hot dogs and a family size poutine in one sitting as a second dinner but tonight is not that night 🥵

My life is just an overly extended weight gain sequence 😔

It's freezing and I've been feeling bloated since I drank 9 shandies last night

Need cuddles and rub crazy bad 😞💔

In the mood to be told how big and pampered I'll be by your hands hehe 😈💜

The goat feeds once again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and-

Main stamp is a cat skull Halloween decoration we have that I modified, the rest is just noodling around with the pen tool and making sigils 🥹

I was prepping some stuff for 3D printed stamps for DIY clothing (for patches and stuff) and I kept going cause I was having fun

I wanna order pizza so bad but I'm dead broke damn.. 😔💔

Society keeping the fat fucks down...

Hit render on my video and now I'm in bed craving both cuddles and pizza... 🥺💜

tubular...

If people started calling me big guy or stuff like that I think my self image would improve drastically NGL 🥺

I did it and it was fucking rad (minus the cigar cause my throat already took a beating and I need my vocal cords for work lmao)

Every time I get an early copy for a game I'm excited for it's when I'm so busy that I'll just end up playing it on launch day with everyone else oop

One last test drive on these clothes that don't fit me anymore just to see if I can't figure some way to salvage the situation...

Aaand it's not working 😭

I keep waking up for 2 hours, eating, taking cold meds, and passing the fuck out cause I feel like ass ... 🫩

Ben Lee - Cigarettes Will Kill You (Official Video) YouTube video by Ben Lee

Damn white boy! Send it!! ‼️‼️🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥

Art by @banturon.bsky.social ‼️💜

Broo! Snuggle up and let's go through Australian indie pop darling Ben Lee's discography while you feed me pizza ☺️✨

Fever is making me go through it 🥹

The moment this cold/sinus infection fucks off I want a big pint of NEIPA, a double cheeseburger, and a nice cigar to wash it down... 🤤✨

Fever so bad I sneezed and felt like I pulled every muscle at the same time 💀

Slept all day cause I have a cold and my cough is driving me nuts 😭

My back problems? Pretty sure they're caused by aging and nothing else 💔😔

This is what I mean when I say I'll be drinking my beer fucked up and crazy style... 🍺👁️

🎨 by @polarcartoons.bsky.social!! :^)

It's not looking good for this battle vest, hell, I have no idea how I put it on in the first place... 🤨

🎨 by @benjidoesart.bsky.social ‼️

Sometimes you just need your head to be several times smaller than your fat ass body 🙂‍↕️

Thanks so much for helping me fit in these, buddy! ☺️💜

Been so hard finding anything suitable for my body anymore...

Scaring the hoes at the Golden Corral‼️ 🤗✨

An Easter miracle... Or a late Macro March growth spurt, you take your pick 🥹💜