YES. TAURUSES NEVER BEATING LUXURY ALLEGATIONS. I’m tired

Pls. I’m gonna scream

“I want the house filled with balloons and a cute birthday drink and maybe even a ride to school”

This girl birthday tomorrow and she got me running around because she’s so damn last minute and need all these things.

Why tf do you think I’m bout to buy you a David Yurman bracelet TODAY to wear tomorrow.

We’re not proper no more and we gotta get the whites back to doing white things!

She’s one of my favorite accounts to follow!!

A man!!!

How romantic

when i say I’m tryna fck something……..I’m the deadest of asses.

Gotta put the pussy on ice cuz it’s gonna get wicked if i text anyone.

It’s ovulation week

So lazy. I can’t believe it fr 😭

It’s like no body wants to work or assassinate anymore

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It has been 62 years since the last presidential assassination..

It’s Monday again 🥴

Wearing compression leggings on leg day was a terrible idea

Well, yes. We see this all the time.

niggas do things to impress other niggas….male validation…..especially in the Black community is extremely important.

I hope the girls had a fantastic money night.

Wake up!

This is delicious!

“God if you love me, you’d flip that muhfucka over right now”

Chef probably

Ohhhhh how was it

😍😍😍😍. Accent punching me through the phone though babes.

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Divorced

It is not an inability to cope with a relationship ending, it's an inability to see women as autonomous creatures.

Who is someone on here you can see yourself dating?

And he’s a cutie!! IKTR!

Yay!

😩 the joys of parenting

Amazon!

They sell helium pumps. It’s annoying asf to do it on your own but I’ve been helping my friends do that or they just pay the decorators 😩

MINE TOO!!!

We have a local party place whose prices skyrocketed since party city closed.

🫂🫂

Correct! And even the “justice” won’t be justice to people who are learning to live without.

I had to put my heat on today!! I’m TIRED!!