so serene, I don't believe it for a second.

no — you don't! no one does!

Larry Craig scandal - Wikipedia

Larry Craig:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

yet you ate this:

bsky.app/profile/faggotini.bsky.s...

you probably have to change your moderation settings

I think that's gonna be easier...

you broke the cat :(

look at this sausage:

bsky.app/profile/macthompson.bsky...

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

Its monday!

This is where I skeet from:

exactly babe

ANT-20Bis

your hot husband slay

bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario

They should re-release New Coke for a limited time.

Diva Down, Diva Down

points were made

You can here in Ontario — it's weird.

When you're driving and there's an unbroken double-centre line, can you cross the lines to pass?

reskeet w a photo that exemplifies the city u live in

I just don't understand how anyone at twitter thought this was a good idea.

kind of a relief tbh

the vibes here

the way you just boots this slay

Nothing good comes from your relationship being online — even in nominal ways. Save all of that for close friends who won't try and create drama for entertainment :S

no — its fine (for now).