Korbin Albert fell to her knees seeing this
Posts by Jake
This stuff is why the owners let Jessica Birkin Bag back in
Show dis week
BFlem and I go over the last few weeks left in the season with the return of MS Paint predictions
Then we place all first league mens teams into our famous 4 quadrant "Quality/Watchability" matrix
Who is offensive but unwatchable?
Thursday 6pm Central
www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner
Bros want to start wars and also "win" none of them lol
This is about to be the World Cup Final of word salad
My purpose on Instagram is to like literally every single one of my friends stories even the throw away ones and then never send you a video until one day where I send you 20 in the span of 5 minutes
"But the money's still good right?" - NWSL
Why did Tyla and Zara Larsson get on a song together and why the fuck does it bang
Can you imagine youre at work and you are like "I sure hope nobody can see me fuck up" and you look up and the CEO of the company is standing on the vents like this
"Well so did like 200 homeless people so clearly this isnt worth it" - actual governments seeing this
Is it concerning that the odds of Trump wishing Hitler a happy birthday tomorrow isnt totally 0
Now this would be a surgeon I can actually trust
Are you telling me something that literally cant get tired ran faster than a human?
The Bayern machine looked like it was about to fall apart with the Nagelsmann Tuchel time and not just because of the Leverkusen run.
People act like anyone can coach there, not everyone can.
And on top of that, no matter who has coached Bayern, his team broke the single season goal record
The "Can Kompany make the jump from Burnley to Bayern" concerns might be top 5 worst aged soccer concerns
Arsenal spends as much as the US military and its still not enough
As a Pellegrino Matarazzo day 1, this is the best day of my life
Yeah Im tired of Harry Kane scoring too
Shooting a 1 year old youre not even going to hell bro
Age ranges from ONE to 14
ONE YEARS OLD
What are we doing bro
Me not realizing Everton had a new stadium
Fun fact I was on my colleges dodgeball team and you can probably find me on some of these videos lol
The strokes have a song called New York City Cops where the chorus is "new york city cops they ain't too smart" so idk why this is jumpscaring people
The Jake Peters Derby trophy
Leave room on the bus back for the wheel @chicagofire.bsky.social #cf97
What are like half the comments on this lol
FUCK STEPH
FUCK WARDELL
FUCK DRAYMOND
FUCK THE GOLDEN STATE BRIDGE
FUCK THE MOVIE THE GRADUATE
FUCK SALTWATER TAFFY
FUCK BREAD BOWLS
FUCK SFO
FUCK SILICONE VALLEY
FUCK STEPH CURRY
FUCK STEPH CURRY AGAIN
FUCK THE 49ERS
BRING BACK THE A'S
You should be glad I do not have your number because I am crashing out rn
WARDELL CURRY IS A FUGLY BITCH
Why do the Suns have to play when I am at my most vulnerable