I kinda need this

I’m convinced the Liquid IV’s media team are the lying-est motherfuckers out there. This shit tastes awful no matter how you make it

Love bombing works on me because it makes sense to me that someone would fall in love with me in less than a week

New IT guy just countered my dead husband joke with a dead parent joke, I think we’re good friends now

What part of me did I put away so that I could be kept?

First appointment with my therapist went well. I did get asked “how the hell are you even able to go to work right now?” which I was worried she’d ask 🫤 bro idk how I get up in the mornings lately

“What am i gunna do on a submarine?!” Idk puke probably while you have the flu

8yo is asking about cryptids 🥲 my time has come

Ummm Palantir is acting more insane than usual??

Currently

“We’re getting evicted?! Lets fuck this place up” my body, probably

I’m such a tryhard i know

Looking forward to this being my last menstrual period ever. Bleeding through a maxi pad, underwear, and shorts in 2 hours is pretty ridiculous

Today’s food prep adventure: pesto beans! Beans are one of the only foods that don’t cause me a histamine flare up. I’m going to take some lemon pesto from Aldi, white beans, spinach, and some herb cheese ravioli.

11th scientist gone?!

When I feel better, I want to go see some prairie dogs

This thunder is mighty spooky 😬

Exactly 🤣

Threatening my current uterus with my Cuterus and screaming WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE HER?!
@blowdart.me

The Bible motherfucker, do you read it?!

Props to the Choctaw Nation for buying a warehouse out from under ICE so it couldn’t be turned into a detention center, holy shit what a phenomenal move

Restaurant idea: Waffle Home
Half diner, half fight club venue

Why would you want to

Lee Pace Thranduil is returning?!

Sincerely sorry he let me catch him yeah 🤣

Shamed Skitty for escaping by making him meow an apology to the camera when i caught him

It will probably look like a red blob, but does anyone have a red string connection graph on the US government, Epstein files, Israel, Palantir, Hungarian elections, Iran, CIA, 9/11, Heritage Foundation situation?

EMDR is definitely on my “desired” list for a provider. I just know that i sabotage normal CBT subconsciously 😭

And I get the fear that I am too much. I am over educated and under medicated, with a baggage claim worth of shit in tow. That’s a lot to thrust onto a new provider

It has been long enough and enough change has happened i’m not sure what I need to look for in a therapist