have you heard of my lord and savior shaboozey?

found god at a shaboozey concert ✊😔

thought i was dressing as a tourist but i guess i’m dressed as a local 🤷

how am i the ONLY person in nashville’s streets with a fringe game?????

on top of this, a quick google search shows New York City's GDP is by far the highest of all US metropolitan areas as of 2023.

Followed by LA, by a considerable margin

i either have no commas or have the oxford comma there is no in between

brb mixing bbq sauce with marinara so some italian god smites me where i stand

that's all you need tbfrank

- signed, lifelong star wars fan

lets just be each others therapists how hard could it be

umm?? you're still using toilet paper from TREES???? w o w. bamboo tp is RIGTH there 😡 just say you HATE our planet 😩🌏🙅 #satire

“that’s irrelevant but now that you mention it i HATE okra 😡”

nashville is so fucking fake i can’t stand this city. nothing but stringless cowboy hats

it ain’t a cowboy hat unless it’s got a string to go under my chin so it stays put when the horse start buckin 😤

i didn’t set out to do this but i’m really glad i follow a bunch of baseball fans

not starting a family until we all agree to dress like this

hey rq what drugs should i be taking for a Modest Mouse concert?? fbi i am asking for a friend

the only way i could be talked into doing acid is at an outdoor Rainbow Kitten Surprise concert

You can keep me as an ally and then kill me at the end if you wanna 👉👈

🫨🫨🫨

🥹 wow wow! Keep up the excellent work, i will watch your career with great interest 🫶

I’ll start going to church [again] when they actually stone rapists like the bible says

a karaoke party but it’s just me performing every song from Peacemaker seasons 1&2 with 8 costume changes and my friends aren’t allowed to leave

do y’all even know how many replies i have personally composed and then immediately discarded?? i am protecting you and you don’t even know it

hero 🫶

babe when i said i liked evil women i wasn’t really thinking like, tax fraud evil

The chest of the suit jacket is too tight but the sleeves are crazy loosey-goosey??? He clearly has no friends that genuinely care about him