HAWHAW!! I hear Christmas is almost here... what do y'all want to eat for Christmas? I might just make a giant feast in District 23!!

HAWHAWHAW!!! Gonna turn ya into a fine pâté!

As for our Conductor... @thebluereverb.bsky.social come say hello!

HAWHAW!!! The Two Chefs, findin' only the best flavors in this world! Now that's an idea... and a welcome one at that! Some new life's exactly what the Chefs have needed for a while... or else it'll become and echo chamber, and that's exactly how the Eight Chefs came to a close!

But hey, if a sweeper can turn an entire person into jam, they could be a real good cook! Hawhawhaw!!

I still think it's kinda foolish. If you eat your whole body away, then there's no point in being a Chef, or to eat, any more! That's why I've been workin' with our Conductor, since he'll lead us to a world where there are plenty of fresh, clean, and delicious ingredients!

Well, the other chefs 'mistook' themselves for ingredients, at the end of it all. A shame to see their skills wasted like that, but at least they died doing what they loved, tasting delicious cuts of meat from each other 'til there was nothing left but their eyes and brains!!

In this world, y'got to eat, or y'get eaten yourself. Not just metaphorically, I mean literally, too!
As the Eighth Chef, it's part of my duty to talk about anythin' delicious that comes to mind. And seeing a bunch of people talkin' about eating the rich.. I had to provide some insight! HAWHAWHAW!!

Of course! HAWHAWHAW!! That's one way to turn even the most lavish lives into a decent steak!
Heart of Aspiration, y'sound like one of the Eight Chefs already!

//keep yourself safe, mun chris! thats the most important part

Maybe they'll be better dry-aged, hm? Or perhaps with a nice thick sauce to cover up that awful flavor.. hawhawhaw! Maybe it's time for a barbecue!!

//soups and sauces are my weakness, actually! i'd love to learn more about cooking from ya sometime!

//OOC i'm not the best cook, but if you do send a meal, i will try to cook it to the best of my abilities someday! hawhawhaw!!

Hawhaw, yes! Although the tried and true salt, pepper, lemon juice finisher is welcome, it *would* get old after 500...
I'll find a way to make it work!
But, if anyone wants me to make a particular pork dish, let me know! This Christmas'll be filled with *delectable* meals!!

Sorry for being under the radar for a bit, everyone! It was a tough recovery, but I managed to survive the badass smoking skeleton's terrifying onslaught... hawhaw!

HAWHAW!! 500 hogs, you say? I haven't made that much of the same ingredient for a single feast... but to call myself a chef, I'd hafta go straight towards that challenge!

If you'll let me step away for just a bit, I'll see how many of these ingredients are high-quality goods!!

Help!!!

HAWHAW!! There's barely any good meat on the rich, though! It's all full of grease!

I haven't seen him yet! But maybe he'll show up!

For someone with 'smoking' in your name, you're not great at inflicting status effects! HAWHAW!!

There's no reason t'get so angry at me! I only follow my nose... and go straight for the best of flavors, hawhawhaw!!
I have no business with the Skeletons. You three aren't good ingredients to cook with, yknow? Live and let live!

HAWHAWHAW!! You're no refreshing scent to me, just bones and marrow! If anythin', vent your anger out on Eileen. She's all about that smoke you put in the air!

No people? Ah.. I can't call myself a chef if I'm only able to cook humans, hawhaw! It'll be fun making food for everyone anyway!!

Nothing more delicious than a fine gravy made from turkey liver!

Hawhaw!! I'll be your chef, if you want only the best cuisine!
Meat pies, spaghetti, exotic dishes... after seeing your pizza, I'd love to work here! HAWHAWHAW!!

I see people talking about 'eating the rich'... HAWHAWHAW!!! It's nice seein' some people living life at its fullest, eating everything in front of them, but the rich are just too greasy! And there's all that filthy gunk in their bodies, it's like carving an edible bit of meat out of a pufferfish!!

Horrifying! I don't know how you did that, but it's the farthest from appetizing I've ever seen. However, well-cooked ingredients can remedy this dish! I'd give it a taste, hawhaw!

Now that's some good music! It's giving me inspiration to make some really mind-blowaing dishes!

Hawhaw! I thought I caught a fresh smell here... this Bluesky's got plenty of top-shelf ingredients!