wtf is that money going

genuinely disgusting the expansion fees are that high and owners are quibbling over a $1m player salary cap raise

aren’t you just 30

:(

this does help, tysm

you are also a kid!!

how many tournaments are named some combination of “w” and “champion(ship)” and “concacaf,” I can’t keep them straight

oh and Sinc

I had to make everyone else feel old too

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH!

my guess is Nicole Barnhart?

Today??

Ali Riley with a sleep mask on her forehead exclaiming “im old as fuck!”

I’ve also tried that before 😔

si

unless she retires too

oh no, after this season there will only be one active NWSL player older than me

Because some comments make me think people missed the PSAs I do semi-regularly: if you were born before 1987, you should get a MMR booster now. The second childhood dose of MMR wasn't added until 1989, and folks who were older than 2 (the age for the 2nd) may not have gotten it.

recently finished paying off this iPhone and ofc it’s imploding, planned obsolescence bb

this had me dying

does that mean it’ll definitely be that park?

the kids are alright 🥹

that’s funny, im seeing we’re centrists for it!

also moving forward requires holding people accountable, not ignoring culpability (not him but union leaders)

the quote posts justifying it because he’s trying to get votes in Michigan are weird - do we have principles or no

Doug for Apple ceo and maybe president

I have so many questions

always a blue wave account with thousands of follows and followers

no one covers their mouth anymore, there is no personal space, and bathrooms are usually gross - why would I want to spend my time there