Hard for my brain to comprehend how the #Mets can change half of their regular lineup and still be exactly the same sad team they were for the last four months of last season.

Look, he obviously is good enough to bat 3rd but clearly must never be allowed to bat against a lefty. It is so clear. #MetsLogic

If you combined the #Mets and #Yankees lineups right now, I’m not sure you would score three runs a game.

Platitudes are all we got. Reality and facts are not our friends.

My father loses his mind about weekly at Keith’s love and admiration for any and all opposing teams. It is an odd quirk of Keith’s.

Sure feels that way. Ya gotta believe!

Bichette? Mr. I Swing?

Trust me, I am with you. I am not really sure why Cohen hasn’t gone full Death Star and just say that we are going to spend $500 million a year and then laugh maniacally at the penalties of “losing 10 spots in your first draft pick”

Going to try optimism today. #Mets win and Lindor drives in his first run!

That is today’s version of #MetsMath. If you just ignore the first $22 million, which they spent on other guys, then it was only $3 million.

Mendy gets fired on June 15 if they are something like 32-43

This didn’t age well

Keep it going #Mets! You are allowed to have a massive comeback.

Don’t love the Benge over aggression there but I love that the bats are finallly finally alive #Mets

Decades of evidence. Year after year, simply one of the worst teams in baseball with RISP.

It isn’t the seven runs as much as it is the feeling that the #Mets won’t even score three against one of the worst starting pitchers in baseball

#Mets game is over already. An hour before I can root root root for the Rays

Senga remains an infuriating viewing experience. #Mets

Yay! Bichette finally did something for the #Mets

Put another way, #Mets have paid $1.2 million per RBI so far

#Mets 1-3-4 hitters in today’s lineup have 156 at bats without zero homers and seven RBIs. Would have thought that was impossible for a combined $96 million annually.

Another weird throw from Lindor. His follow-through was off there. What’s up, #Mets?

Another soft tissue injury. Doesn’t any #Mets player stretch?

Watching a bit of the coverage of the #Artemis landing. I find it absolutely amazing that we have billions of dollars of incredibly high tech technology and a key piece of the whole process is still literal parachutes.

#Mets offense is so unwatchable that they are saving me money. In town next week to play the Dodgers and I won’t spend the dollars to buy tickets.
#SilverLining

P.S. Lindor now at 53 at bats without a rib-eye. I figured his usual early-season slump would be worse because of the hamate but wow

At some point this season Lindor will drive in a run. But not in his first 50 at bats. Sigh. #Mets

Today’s fun #Mets fact is that their 1-8 hitters today have combined for 4 homers in 333 at bats so far this year.

Atlanta’s puzzling offseason continues. Were they watching the same games as the rest of us?

He really is pulling the strings properly so far.

Overall, yes, a really nice job. But let’s acknowledge that Brazoban didn’t exactly shut it down in the 5th.