When a liberal is abused, he says, 'Thank God they didn't beat me.' When he is beaten, he thanks God they didn't kill him. When he is killed, he will thank God that his immortal soul has been delivered from its mortal clay. - Vladimir Lenin

Another Lenin banger for you.

they talk about that sort of thing in Bible its called hell basically

(friend found my twitter specifically not bluesky voice) i will be rebranding to christian worship and theological inquiry content

*average number

i turned off story push notifications on snapchat because im trying to curate my mind palace and now i dont get any notifications #killtheboer

(watching the ketchup bottle pitifully squirt and fart trying to hide my erection) Dang it dude i forgot to shake it up again. My bad guys

when i was in my peak twitter liberal phase i saw a sign in a 7/11 that said something about ebt and i thought that meant bitcoin and loudly mocked it to my friends i think im allowed to kill myself if i want to

"eww she fuck the weed man for weed" - a bitch thats fucking the Poop man for Poop

JOSHQUAKE #mahomesbaphomet #divineconquest #gobills

when its too soft and it starts noclipping through the pussy

whenever i am served hummus at a party i softly spit it into my hand and place it into a satchel when nobody is looking and when i get home i smear it on a picture of your profile picture

i got very angry at a guy on reddit for posting the image on the left with improper notation at 3am and made tgis

The next year in which the digits of the year add up to the average amount of nipples on a human being (2) is in 7,978 years. Can't wait!

choking up the toughest loog of all time in the dead of night my dad probably thinks im a werewolf

mastodon:

were the aztec as soy about coffee as modern chungoid redditors

idk who to follow so i am going to Post to the fullest degree of my will until one person interacts with me and i assume their identity

Hey guys