Not a good look, Sutton!

if all those lives hadn’t been lost we could be having a lot of fun with an executive order solely written to try to deflect blame

we have such an unserious bitch of a president

3yo meltdown this morning bc she asked me to put her chocolate milk in the fridge and I put her chocolate milk in the fridge.

#parenting

😍 yessss

the four year old: “I’m not playing with my marbles, I’m just touching them!”

if you want to understand why lawyers exist as a profession, spend five minutes around a small child who doesn’t want to go to bed

The best Christmas cookie recipe: Andes Mint Chocolate Cookies Soft, chocolatey cookies topped with melted mint perfection — a holiday family tradition perfect for parties and gatherings

It’s not Christmas til I’ve baked a billion dozen of these 🤤

a woman in glasses is holding a cup of coffee . ALT: a woman in glasses is holding a cup of coffee .

The Family Stone is not only the best Christmas movie, it’s also my favorite movie of all time.

Ho-ho-home-invasion Santa

Santa came to our house and left our toddlers screaming A dad’s holiday parenting fail began with a Santa suit and spiraled into Christmas chaos

That time I accidentally terrified my kids

#parenting #santa

Ok so it turns out being a parent means constantly feeling a little guilty no matter what.

Spoiler alert: so many Mitch McConnell cameos in this new Moana movie

This is her favorite game to play. Spare us

I assume everyone is queer until I’m told otherwise. If you want me to think of you as a straight person, you’re going to have to make a formal announcement.

There’s busy and then there’s missed-the-latest-Real-Housewives busy.

Carousel but I only made it through the first act

Parenting lessons from the Wicked movie's most emotional and inspiring scenes How Elphaba’s story reveals the power of resilience and guides us in helping kids thrive

STILL thinking about the movie 🥹 #Wicked

Not yet, plotting my next five viewings

It’s so good 🥹

You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.

Michigan Republican state Rep. Josh Schriver is giving away the game. “Make gay marriage illegal again,” he said over on the bad place. “This is not remotely controversial, no extreme,” he claimed.

😂😩

Thankful for Apple Watch letting me know yet again that my kids are a “loud environment” and my hearing is in peril.

#parenting #thanksgiving

D’Angelo “Untitled”

People: So when did you know you were --

Me:

💀

It really is. None of them were ready for her!

SO good

God I love Bronwyn Newport #RHOSLC

Two dads share their twins’ unique origin story in a book that resonates with families of all kinds Answering kids’ big questions with a focus on love, identity and family

I wrote You Come from Love to answer my twins’ big questions about their origin. But this is a book for all families. Because it’s a truth meant for all of us. Every child — every person — deserves to know that we are all wonderfully made. That you come from love. And that your story matters.

First winter coat day of the season! What pocket treasures left from last winter? Lip balm, cash, mini carton of Tums, small baggie of Tums, Target receipt for Tums. Hoping this winter is far less acidic.

They are bringing it 😍