Last month in The Onion:

Allegedly these models do exist.

The gas station like 30 feet away from this one was 3.99. 🤷‍♀️

What is even happening

She reportedly parted ways with Bezos with a jaw-dropping $38.3 billion in Amazon stock. Their divorce settlement included a 4 % stake in the online retail giant or 19.7 million shares. Under the agreement, Bezos kept 75% of the couple's Amazon stock, along with voting control of her shares. Jan 11, 2023

MacKenzie Scott has given away over $19 billion in the last 5 years and experts say she's 'changed entire fie... MacKenzie Scott acknowledged another $2 billion in donations as 2024 comes to a close.

MacKenzie Scott, worth $41.1 billion, is on a philanthropic tear and has donated an estimated 46% of her net worth.

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started.

Just. Tax. Them.

I would vote for you

Done and done, thank you.

Sorry, he's busy today.

It's not been a great day!

I am happy to! I like answering this question. I think the simplest way to sum it up is that it's like, someone explained to you how the magician did that card trick. or Dorothy realizing Oz the Great and Powerful is literally just some guy. you can read the docs so you can see how the scam was done

Unfortunately it's me; I'm husbands.

It's definitely very unexpected.

Yes they really really do correct that 😂

Would watch.

Men don't dance and jump and land in the splits anymore. We used to be a real country.

Noooooo

I didn't know that I'm supposed to hate Parks and Rec because I'm a leftist. I love it. Oh well.

What was the book?

YES.

No this sounds fine to me

This is the real point

Thank you, I just put it on hold at the library but it's a long wait, which I guess is good!

You're right and you should say it

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Same. I will always love it.

Lol I had mine checked recently in part because of hair loss and it was at 19 which my doctor said was "a little low" but still in the normal range 🫠 and told me just to keep taking my iron pill. Actually I just looked and in April it was 19 but in January it was 23 so it got worse. 👍🏻