I wanted to go to the beach today but I don’t think that’s happening.

Nah, when mi put on mi clothes weekend mi take proper pictures.

New DP maybe 🤔

Sake a idleness

My hair is now lighter but not yellow, cz I didn’t want to go so bright so quickly. And I am very tempted to go red.

The lady asked if a my hair mu a do make me a buy three pack and if I’m going white like ice.

Why she tempting me?

In other news, mi accidentally mix vinegar and bleach.

Why? Probably sheer spite.
Spite who? Myself clearly.

I dyed my hair but it’s not even remotely close to what I wanted, you know who is gonna bleach it white now, right?

Men who fraid a vibrators 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

I’m trying to make a choice, do braids or shape up my hair and trim it.

🍨 🚌 💨

I made a Julie Mango Sorbet

I fell asleep this afternoon after the rains and is like mi drunk badman.

Why him believe anybody want him smell bad food pellet?

Both of those things inna shortage 🙃

That mi say too

Just took a cold and sinus Panadol

The sneeze weh mi deh sneeze, anuh sick mi out fi sick?

Feel like vomit

Shrimp. Yellow nose shrimp.

He doesn’t enuh. Cz it used to be 6 of them years ago but he’s the lone survivor. Might call him Samurai Jack.

Yup

It’s aquatic lol

Things I see because I’m not asleep.
I’m not sure if it’s molting or just cleaning itself.

Ah, fair.

Why do you not need it?

Again

I did it

I should do some half moon tips next 🤔