Trying to turn a shady front yard into a gnome garden with woodland natives - Jack-in-the-pulpit, mayapples, prairie trillium, and bluebells.

Having a rough day so me and Cerise sit down to watch Mufasa, opening scene dedication to James Earl Jones made me burst into tears, but Cerise is here purring away and I close my eyes like her, trying to heal.

Mayhem was made for prancercizing

All the memes now just make me go “hahaha yikes :(“

For one brief moment in time, all of my things can be charged by the same cord. Now is that time.

All the bootstraps are getting tariffed to the floor.

To be cringe is to be free.

Wish I had a sister

I’ve seen the Milky Way exactly once. A real bait and switch.

So turns out I’m writing a little tree book.

Not me, slipping down some stairs because I was too busy reading fan theories about White Lotus season 3 being inspired by The Staircase.

I want to live inside the fish tank scene from Romeo + Juliet but I don’t want Leonardo DiCaprio there, it’s just me looking at fish and listening to Des’ree’s Kissing You.

I feel ya

Oof size extra large

Crispy and Cerise

I’m doing Fat Monday too. I just went to three different bakeries.

My life has boiled down to wearing shitty clothes and cleaning.

Im all face in on a furry belly then I gotta Claritin up.

Damnit, Nvidia.

I wish I could find the woman I met at the K-beauty shop earlier and instead of recommending an item just tell her how beautiful I thought she was. Just absolutely flawless.

Ya rass skunt bumbaclat

Hey Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Motherfucker!

But first, let’s start with Kucha Kucha Hota Hai.

I enjoy the shouting into the void vibe this gives me.

Do I have hair left? It’s silver now!

If my posts are dreary it is because this has replaced any semblance of a friend to dump upon.

Had an empty childhood of going nowhere and seeing no one much like my adult life.

I’m sick of the white man’s quest for money. I wanna live different.

Giving 100 getting 0

Sometimes I’ll be toiling and suddenly feel like I have been predestined to a life of indentured servitude.