William Fitchner in Beef 2, correctly imo, declaring: “these apps are killing us, man.”

real

Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz

Get these evil cunts the fuck out of any of our systems right fucking now

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

<steps up to podium> <clears throat> Good news, everyone. Video games are art. We have decided this one. With everything the way it is, it felt like the right time to take some of the dumber issues off the plate. See also: women are funny, men are emotional, and kindness is necessary.

The use of ‘that’ rather than ‘this’ doesn’t exactly fill one with confidence.

The fact that we have not imposed sanctions on Israel is endlessly dispiriting.

Yeah really great job, it’s all worked out swimmingly.

This is some tenuous shit lads

C'est le vidage de Macron en 2017 qu'avait créé le musée Grévin.. Il nous annoncent déjà que ce serait moche (On rappelle qu'à l'époque Manu-karly-karlito avait complètement vrillé et refusé ce portrait pourtant si juste/)

La politique de Macron depuis 10ans

This guy was a real piece of shit who parlayed a low-level bureaucratic position into ‘I was the British Fox Mulder’.

A bona fide living legend. Still putting out fantastic stuff.

Seeing as Trump is (I think) still suing the BBC, can't we sue him for, y'know, all of this shit?

See you at school Simon

zackeryatlas 12h The degradation of society: 1. Celebrating the k!lling of a CEO 2. Cheering on warehouse arsons 3. Making heroes out of people who attempt political violence You can be outraged at the system and still not glorify violence. These aren't wins. This is a society losing its moral compass. [Coming from a liberal btw]

I don’t know how people keep forgetting that workers rights were entirely written in blood and the capital class had to be threatened with violence before they agreed to things like 8 hour working days and 2 day weekends.

guy whose says "liminal" too much found dead at the end of a normal hallway

If you work in software development, you don’t talk about AI on Bluesky. It’s the final boss of elephants in the room.

Death penalty for everyone involved

Martin Clunes playing John Peel on an old episode of TotP alongside Janice Long played by AI Janice Long.

As a compromise they should re-enact the talking bits on the John Peel #TotP episodes with Martin Clunes playing Peel.

Is it someone with an accent he can actually do

The sheer scale of death and suffering caused by this individual is unprecedented in modern times.

Trump with focal zoom. Morrowind dialogue box says "the war failed and your economy was destroyed".

Fucking disgusting

His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

Allowing another country to use your territory as a launchpad for a war involves you in that war whether you care to admit it or not. Who is the one treating people as if they’re stupid?

Anthem was fucking great

When it comes to the energy transition I'm a glass half full person.

I know: plenty of people would say that's terribly naive. They point to the scale of the challenge. They point to vested interests. They point to hard-to-abate sectors.

And they're not wrong. But here's what they miss.

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