A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.
Putting strict limits on the definition of treason and significant requirements for its proof was one of the smartest things the Founders did.
People are going go hit each other and there’s going to be ‘splosions. I think I got this without reading the backstory guys. You’re not doing Henry VI Part II here.
Participated in this year's Charity Bowl. Toledo is currently beating Bowling Green. I donated $28.23 (which was the score of the last Battle of I-75). #AyZiggy #BeatToledo #CharityBowl
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We still have several schools looking for their one in a row. Who is ready to be the hero of Wyoming? How about MTSU?
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Run the ball with the G5…6…N+1
“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall
monday motivation
Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!
The Reds are off to their best start in 20 years with a 7-4 victory in 10 against Minnesota, sweeping the Twins, a team that entered the series atop their division. Reds are 3-0 in extras this season. Last year the were 3-12 in extra innings
John Smoltz watching a batter swing on a 3-0 count
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Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”
I assure you: You cannot destroy this machine
Breaking: We’ve updated tonight’s Ichiro Replica Statue giveaway.
I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT
[mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week]
I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED
I despise that man.
hey if you think you're mad now just wait til tomorrow morning when we find out who all made money off this
Another masterstroke from President Fuckup
There is a path. It’s the path that Michael Vick walked. He has worked with the Humane Society for the last 17 years to educate folk about animal cruelty. He says he’ll do that work for the rest of his life.
Call me when Louis or Kanye devotes even one weekend to making reparation.
Baby Ruth candy bar
I have been all over the world and one surprising fact is that there is pretty much universal consensus that America makes the best chocolate.
I want you to put the world out there that we back up
Jesus to Mary Magdalene
For me this thread forever remains the condensed essence of Mastodon bsky.app/profile/numb...
Mastodon•ART 9 Curator @Curator@mastodon.art We (people on Masto) typically content warn things that might be upsetting or challenging for other users to look at. A few of things commonly hidden here might surprise you! *Eye Contact (from people-photos, animals, and art) *Food (food discussion, and food images, real or art) *Caps (shouting in all-caps) *Insects *Common phobia things like trypophobia *Discussion of politics Be kind, be gentle, be considerate April 28, 2022 at 4:25 PM • Q: 17 34 13 221 * 323 Open in web Follow
“why would you use bluesky?”
The old meme format of “it’s more likely than you think” regarding viruses in your PC has been rewritten to say, “Plums? In my icebox? It’s less likely than you think.”
WCW to his unsuspecting roommate:
That's home. That's us.
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.
Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.
Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
Me: Why the hell are my notifications blowing up?
*checks*
Me: Oh because someone with 300 THOUSAND followers reposted a reply I made.
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