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Posts by Eddie Brock & Venom ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ (parody)

'God, I don't know what people see in Seinfeld. It's not funny!'
"Yeah, I'm with you, pal."

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'I can fix physical pain, but that is it. Broken bones, torn limbs, near death injuries, no problem. However, emotional, mental, and spiritual pain are on you.'

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'The blonde spider needs to get his life together. It's a cycle: He lives as a face, turns heel, and dies only to come back as a hero.'

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'My best friends exist on Earth.'

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'You're lucky I'm a nice symbiote. I could be a real jerk.'

3 days ago 0 0 0 1

//Everyone following my accounts gets ONE warning. You can follow me or follow problematic accounts.
Taboo accounts of any kind will be permanently blocked for ALL of my accounts.
Take your inferiority to Twitter where you belong. I will report and block you.
Your sob stories don't matter.

6 days ago 0 0 0 0

'Symbiotes are not always evil!'

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
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'The god of symbiotes is still out there, Eddie. Sooner or later, he'll find his way here to conquer. I love Earth and the people on it.'

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

'Eddie?'
"We're gonna have to improvise."
'Ah, fuck it.'

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

'Eddie?'
"We don't have Dan or Annie, buddy. But we're Avengers, Venom. We're not on our own, y'know." Eddie hoped he sounded confident and not absolutely terrified
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1 week ago 0 0 0 1

'Eddie. The red one is back.'
"We handled him before, buddy."
'This is different. We're screwed in so many ways with this one.'

1 week ago 1 0 0 1
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"๐™„'๐™ˆ ๐™‚๐™Š๐™‰๐™‰๐˜ผ ๐™Ž๐™‹๐™‡๐™„๐™ ๐™”๐™Š๐™ ๐™„๐™‰ ๐™๐™’๐™Š!"

๐˜•๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ: ๐˜Š๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ด ๐˜™๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜’๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜บ

๐˜ˆ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ: 29

๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต: ๐˜Š๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค ๐˜Œ๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ญ

๐˜๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ/๐˜–๐˜Š ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜บ

โ™ก &โ†บ OR DIE!

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@kaydadavis.bsky.social
//Once you go Luke Cage, you go to the ER.

2 weeks ago 4 0 1 0

//That'll do it.

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

//Her and Luke?

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
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'We are good! We only eat the brains of criminals.'

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 1

'Too many of your human movies have portrayed aliens as hostile and violent! We are misunderstood and categorized as only being interested in causing pain or reproducing.
End this poor stereotyping of aliens!'

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 1

'Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I'll put in a pancake. Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make. Bacon pancaaaakes!'
"You got a hell of a voice, pal."

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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youtu.be/gevm2wPbC6Y?...
//How did I only NOW find this?!

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

'Eddie. I'm proud to be your friend.'
"Whhhhhaat is this? Why are you nice now?"
'I am just reflecting on our misadventures together and I've come to realize that there's no better host for for me than you.'
"Thanks, pal."

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

'Look up bacon pancakes bird on YouTube. It's adorable!'

4 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

'It's unwise to ignore your mental health, friend.'

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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'My family is large, Eddie.'

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

'Eddie and I have an agreement: I only eat the brains of criminals.'

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 1

'It has chemicals I need to live. Without a specific one, I would resort to feeding off Eddie's organs. Phenylalanine is the main chemical."

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 1
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'I need sustenance.'
"You have chocolate. Now shush."

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 1

'Ha! Fat chance! I'll just eat their brains!'
"Vee..."

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 1

'Wait. Do you claim me on your taxes?'
"Nah. That would be unwise, pal. If people find out about us, well..."
'Fair.'

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 1