'God, I don't know what people see in Seinfeld. It's not funny!'
"Yeah, I'm with you, pal."
Posts by Eddie Brock & Venom ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (parody)
'I can fix physical pain, but that is it. Broken bones, torn limbs, near death injuries, no problem. However, emotional, mental, and spiritual pain are on you.'
'The blonde spider needs to get his life together. It's a cycle: He lives as a face, turns heel, and dies only to come back as a hero.'
'My best friends exist on Earth.'
//Everyone following my accounts gets ONE warning. You can follow me or follow problematic accounts.
Taboo accounts of any kind will be permanently blocked for ALL of my accounts.
Take your inferiority to Twitter where you belong. I will report and block you.
Your sob stories don't matter.
'Symbiotes are not always evil!'
'The god of symbiotes is still out there, Eddie. Sooner or later, he'll find his way here to conquer. I love Earth and the people on it.'
'Eddie?'
"We're gonna have to improvise."
'Ah, fuck it.'
'Eddie?'
"We don't have Dan or Annie, buddy. But we're Avengers, Venom. We're not on our own, y'know." Eddie hoped he sounded confident and not absolutely terrified
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'Eddie. The red one is back.'
"We handled him before, buddy."
'This is different. We're screwed in so many ways with this one.'
"๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ผ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐!"
๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ: ๐๐ญ๐ฆ๐ต๐ถ๐ด ๐๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ต ๐๐ข๐ด๐ข๐ฅ๐บ
๐๐จ๐ฆ: 29
๐๐ญ๐ช๐จ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต: ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ฐ๐ต๐ช๐ค ๐๐ท๐ช๐ญ
๐๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐บ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ฏ๐ข๐จ๐ฆ, ๐ค๐ณ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ/๐๐ ๐ง๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ญ๐บ
โก &โบ OR DIE!
@kaydadavis.bsky.social
//Once you go Luke Cage, you go to the ER.
//That'll do it.
//Her and Luke?
'We are good! We only eat the brains of criminals.'
'Too many of your human movies have portrayed aliens as hostile and violent! We are misunderstood and categorized as only being interested in causing pain or reproducing.
End this poor stereotyping of aliens!'
'Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I'll put in a pancake. Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make. Bacon pancaaaakes!'
"You got a hell of a voice, pal."
youtu.be/gevm2wPbC6Y?...
//How did I only NOW find this?!
'Eddie. I'm proud to be your friend.'
"Whhhhhaat is this? Why are you nice now?"
'I am just reflecting on our misadventures together and I've come to realize that there's no better host for for me than you.'
"Thanks, pal."
'Look up bacon pancakes bird on YouTube. It's adorable!'
'It's unwise to ignore your mental health, friend.'
'My family is large, Eddie.'
'Eddie and I have an agreement: I only eat the brains of criminals.'
'It has chemicals I need to live. Without a specific one, I would resort to feeding off Eddie's organs. Phenylalanine is the main chemical."
'I need sustenance.'
"You have chocolate. Now shush."
'Ha! Fat chance! I'll just eat their brains!'
"Vee..."
'Wait. Do you claim me on your taxes?'
"Nah. That would be unwise, pal. If people find out about us, well..."
'Fair.'