apollo justice: ace attorney is a 2026 period piece

I couldn't help myself

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

Due to some readers expressing interest in using the Supper Mario Broth Mii in the recently released Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, I have prepared my Mii and an easy-to-draw design for my best friend, Wallop. Instructions in reply! Regular content will now resume.

Egotistical bitch

Laughing at the concept of the weed pen having dailies. It's incredible. I'm speechless

hell yeah

art of a computer desktop screen, with the emulator Visual Boy Advance open in a window in the middle. it displays a completely black screen, apart from white text in the center that reads "END?". speech bubbles are coming from the window, saying "We sure had a lot of fun, didn't we?" "Bye." "I wish we could always be together." "*giggle* That was fun!" "Goodbye." "Thanks." "Thanks for everything." "Let's meet again sometime. We can meet as many times as we want." the desktop background is the only thing not drawn, a heavily edited photograph of a field of sunflowers. in the corner, the date reads april 25th, 2012. that was the day I finished mother 3 for the first time.

i love you, too

The character Mssr Boo, a ghost, tells Toad, "It only gets tougher."

Wario's Woods (SNES, 1994)

A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.

alright

how do people stay sane when there's so much of everything and you'll never be able to ascertain all of it

exceptionally mentally ill today

Two photos of a crafted Hoi game character plushie. The second photo features Hoi with a bow.

When my wife and I had just married, she crafted this Hoi plushie for me. 😊💚

As we married uhm… a 'few' years ago, the condition of the plushie has declined, but I thought it's fun to post here.

My wife wants me to emphasize that it was a quick prototype, not a finalized creation. 🙂

torn between "we need to soften IP law to stop the calcification of the culture" and "we need to give the Tolkien estate the right to extrajudicially execute these clowns at will"

poorly drawn cat with very long legs

a picture of a white-and-gray cat lounging on the edge of a bed, its front legs hanging straight down unusually long toward the floor

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

Two panel comic. On the first panel Sonic the Hedgehog asks Yoshi (from Super Mario series) and Kirby (from the titular series) "so... you guys can eat ANYTHING?" Both Yoshi and Kirby reply "yeah pretty much" and "it's kinda our whole thing" respectively. Sonic says "interesting..." On the second panel they are standing nearby Arby's. Sonic says to them "Oh come on, you said "anything". Yoshi and Kirby both answer with "there are limits".

a scene from a cheap looking mobile game. the hit disney character aladdin is saying "don't you know stealing is against the law?"

a picture of some child pirates from "jake and the neverland pirates". they are under a banner that says "today's pirate pledge". they are holding up a separate banner that says "a good pirate never takes another person's property!"

A student is saying, "You lose health by running into things or getting your clothes dirty."

That's So Raven (GBA, 2004)

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a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

This power is what all true friends strive for

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

CHRONO CROSS window frames 🖼️