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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!!

If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow. Life is about balance. Make sure you do what you can to balance.

I mean…I guess pride and paychecks or whatever 🙄, but why are the Cowboys tryna win?

Don’t get me wrong I’m fine with them getting a worse pick, for Jerry to likely fuck up, but for why?

The way I had the speakers spaced out in my bedroom!! We old 🥹

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I’m in a good ass mood 😌

The Commanders have 10 wins. I made a fantasy championship. The work laptop is closed tightly until probably 12/30 and then again to start the new year…

So I’m bout to get under the influence and play The Sims.

I was doing alright-ish over here and then fell off 🤭🤭

Let me try to get in rhythm

Exactly 😂😂

Russ bout to have her pregnant again before the divisional round of the playoffs.

And he won’t be wrong!

🗣️Naked and Afraid!!

You don’t even win shit fr. All you get is to be assed out on tv, hungry, filthy, and your made up survivalist score might move by two tenths of a point!

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Hey…

Did y’all watch that Lisa Frank documentary?! My in elementary and middle school in the 90s self never saw this coming but fuck her, the unicorn she rode in on, those vibrant colors, and that Trapper Keeper!

Crazy scamming ass bitch.

Belichick after his first practice at UNC

So Belichick to UNC 🥴

…does this mean Josh McDaniels and Matt Patricia finna be gainfully employed again?

I’m so saddened to hear of the passing of Nikki Giovanni.

I’m grateful to say I was able to be educated by her, inspired by her, and am forever thankful for how her words rallied the Hokie Nation in our most painful moments.

Thank you Nikki 🤍🕊️

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Aubs wasn’t going to know peace for a long long time regardless. The Super Bowl ain’t nothing but a rollout…so the tour was coming, and I won’t be shocked if there’s another project along with it.

“They SHAT on a nigga man!…what did he do to make them niggas that mad??” 😂🤣

Kendrick taught me that I’ve only ever mildly disliked someone.

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I might have to rearrange the apps in the folder on my phone because it’s pretty much muscle memory for me pulling up the other app…but once them apps get to shaking it never fails my nerves are about to get PLUCKED!

😂🤣😂🤣

Happy birthday fertile Frank!! 🥳🎉

23 of 25. Last 4 in a row.

The Commonwealth Cup stays home and that team goes home 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

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Since it’s Rivalry Week I just want kick this shit off by saying:

🗣️FUCK Y’ALL, to the University of Virginia.

That’s all.

And I love you for it lol!

It’s my busy season, I’ve got to work Friday…but as for today…..

On the bird they said he’s the January 6god 😂

Well, when put it that way…

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I can’t stand an ol CC’ing other folks in the email, reply all, tattle telling ass bitch.

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

Katt kicked the portal open, Meg walked through it first, and Kendrick followed and set up residency 😂😂