Still a distinct lack of racist paedophiles on here. Do better.

I have been known to pop in.
🥳🥳🥳

SN😍😍KER

Got a potentially era defining idea…
A gloryhole… but you get a vol-au-vent. 🤩🤩🤩

Can’t get enough of Chita at the moment. Slips down so effortlessly.

… much like someone’s marge…
😎😎😎

So pert that I wrote that tweet, opened a bottle of whisky, closed the app and forgot all about it.
So damn pert.
#pert

Evening shaggers.

Gregg Wallace's autism means he can't wear underwear, say friends

Same

It’s annoying how much I miss Snog Marry Avoid.

New Cross

Going to have my wicked way with the sink. 💃💃💃

Got a brand new bottle of Viakal, lads. 😍😍😍

It’s got me all… 😍😍😍

I have not had a beer for a whole week because my body is a temple and it’s been #legday but I have just opened a beer as a treat and my god it’s got me #damp

Pint?

I don’t think anybody wants to see him taking a tummy omelette from Big Colin. 🤢🤢🤢

It’s heartwarming how horrible it is. 🤩🤩🤩

Mind you it might go nuts and script a porno based on Dalziel & Pascoe, not something any of us want, I don’t think.

a palmolive shampoo bottle is being shredded in a machine ALT: a palmolive shampoo bottle is being shredded in a machine

Need someone to feed an AI tart everything that’s ever been screened on ITV3.
Keep the genre alive.
Imagine a whole new 90s detective drama infused with New Tricks and Taggart.

Reply ‘Sales’ and I’ll DM you my #WORKFLOW 🤠🤠🤠

LonkedOn is amazing at the moment. Some of the most nauseating and desperate engagement-bait I’ve seen potentially ever.
Incredibly unenjoyable for all parties. 10/10
🤩🤩🤩

Pint?

GWARN RadaCANu 🎾🎾🎾
#canscanscans

Wimbledon but for curry.

Evening shaggers.

I would imagine like a jacket potato.

I showed someone it yesterday and it was uploaded 18 years ago and I felt sick.

Having a minor operation today and my surgeon is called Dr. Anil.
🤗🤗🤗

Pint?

Got a brand new pack of seafood sticks, turned the tele on and it’s New Tricks followed by Spooks.

That’s all my luck for the year in one fell swoop. 😍😍😍